maqroll Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 34 minutes ago, Xela said: A fanny like a clowns pocket. Or a fanny like a hippos yawn. Or a fanny like a horses collar. All acceptable You must have a giant cock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, maqroll said: You must have a giant cock. It is spectacularly average on all fronts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 being able to **** swear again in posts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 You've Been Framed. Simple, but effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 There's a European vegetable crisis. Any excuse to not eat any 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Overheard convo: Woman 1: "..and he's from Northampton, I really like his accent" Woman 2: "What's the Northampton accent sound like?" Woman 1: "It's..it's similar to the Southampton accent but a bit more, y'know..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted February 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, sharkyvilla said: There's a European vegetable crisis. Any excuse to not eat any Hopefully @Rugeley Villa has a few cucumbers in the freezer. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 17 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: There's a European vegetable crisis. Any excuse to not eat any Yep, been problems with courgettes for a while and now it's hit broccoli and other stuff. Reporter on Sky news about high lettuce prices has seriously just come out with, "That's just the tip of the iceberg." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, snowychap said: Yep, been problems with courgettes for a while and now it's hit broccoli and other stuff. Reporter on Sky news about high lettuce prices has seriously just come out with, "That's just the tip of the iceberg." That's the problem with yucky foreign veg. It would never happen to potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said: That's the problem with yucky foreign veg. It would never happen to potatoes. Don't try that line with the Irish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 'the greenbelt' **** off with you, you nimby pretend concern but just worried about protecting your own house price dickheads I wonder what the correlation is between greenbelt nimbyism and people that think we're sinking literally sinking under the weight of immigrants? Pretty much 90% the same people plus a few hippies I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: 'the greenbelt' **** off with you, you nimby pretend concern but just worried about protecting your own house price dickheads I wonder what the correlation is between greenbelt nimbyism and people that think we're sinking literally sinking under the weight of immigrants? Pretty much 90% the same people plus a few hippies I reckon. Wrong thread? I once wrote a song called 'Kill The NIMBYs' and it's brilliant, if I say so myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, sharkyvilla said: Wrong thread? I once wrote a song called 'Kill The NIMBYs' and it's brilliant, if I say so myself. Yeah, I didn't have time to switch threads just had to let it out. Like a pee after a long car journey, once you've mentally committed to it, it's happening no matter where you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Yeah, I didn't have time to switch threads just had to let it out. Like a pee after a long car journey, once you've mentally committed to it, it's happening no matter where you are. As long as you don't to it in my backyard (not that I'll ever be able to afford a house with one in Sussex) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 I was once so desperate for a wee sat in someones passenger seat I was in agony. I was rolling around like that scene from Alien. We pulled up on a street and I didn't have time to even get to the wall, I stood on the pavement right by the car with little Paddywhack in hand, but to my amazement I couldn't go, it seemed to have just disappeared. I didn't go until about 10 minutes later when I got home. This led me to the conclusion that us humans have some kind of back up bladder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 I'm not convinced house prices are hugely impacted by the greenbelt when house building companies are hoarding huge amounts of land with planning permission, and not building on them. Unrestricting the greenbelts just give them more land to hoover up, it's not going to encourage them to build more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xann Posted February 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2017 You know where the party was that night. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) Sat eating pizza and drinking beer in pizza express whilst spiral architect is blaring out on the speakers. Don't think you can get much better than that. Non stop sabbath being played. Edited February 4, 2017 by Rugeley Villa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Hopefully some vinyl records, and a few beers, after that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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