bickster Posted July 7, 2018 Moderator Share Posted July 7, 2018 On 02/07/2018 at 23:47, VILLAMARV said: Also the sense of inner smugness when you're reading a thread about lettuce while eating some you grew yourself 1 Growing lettuce? As hobbies go that's probably more pointless than collecting the numbers off the side of locomotives on the railways and less interesting too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted July 7, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2018 I've just wandered in from the garage and the dog is sat in the middle of the living room floor watching the penalty shoot out. Except we don't have a dog. Phoned the number on the collar, and the owner is on holiday in Spain, but has left the dog with her brother, our neighbour. He didn't even know the dog had gone! 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted July 7, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I've just wandered in from the garage and the dog is sat in the middle of the living room floor watching the penalty shoot out. Except we don't have a dog. Phoned the number on the collar, and the owner is on holiday in Spain, but has left the dog with her brother, our neighbour. He didn't even know the dog had gone! The dog is going home, he's going home, he's going home, he's going, dog is going home. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, BOF said: The dog is going home, he's going home, he's going home, he's going, dog is going home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 *Swish!* When that ball find the net in basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 8, 2018 Moderator Share Posted July 8, 2018 Today was deemed the Day of the New Toilet Seat. As usual, it's my job and not one I relish. Also true to form one of the posts would not budge. Tried drilling the f***er off to no avail, then I remembered what the cook's blowtorch was actually good for That feeling when something that's pissing you off suddenly disappears almost in an instant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 51 minutes ago, bickster said: Today was deemed the Day of the New Toilet Seat. As usual, it's my job and not one I relish. Also true to form one of the posts would not budge. Tried drilling the f***er off to no avail, then I remembered what the cook's blowtorch was actually good for That feeling when something that's pissing you off suddenly disappears almost in an instant 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 9, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2018 Been watching an arse in a pair of tight leggings for the last five minutes. Its a good day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted July 9, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tegis said: Been watching an arse in a pair of tight leggings for the last five minutes. Its a good day 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 9, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Cant bee too picky these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mandy Lifeboats Posted July 9, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2018 I have identified 3 Blues Fans that work for my organisation. For the past few years I have downloaded the Villa fixtures into their calendars so they get a cheery reminder the day before. This year I've gone DEFCON 1 and downloaded a motivational message to appear on various days. My personal highlights are》 17 December. You can count the days until Xmas on one hand. 24 December. Get down the Poundshop early. The best presents will not be there for ever. 31st September. (To appear on 1st October). I told you that BCFC calendar wasn't right. 21st June. Your hours of darkness curfew is at its least effective. 5th November. Keep moving or risk being thrown on the fire. 1 Jan. Bon Marche sale begins today. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Tegis said: Been watching an arse in a pair of tight leggings for the last five minutes. Its a good day Come and say hello next time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Tegis said: Been watching an arse in a pair of tight leggings for the last five minutes. Its a good day I'm not ashamed to admit that I've started doing clubbercise at a local school hall a couple of evenings a week Me and 30 women, 75% of them are "hubba hubba" Glow sticks are annoying though ! Edited July 9, 2018 by mottaloo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 9, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2018 50 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said: Come and say hello next time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Best thing about taking in part in running events, getting behind a nice bottom. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 9, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Best thing about taking in part in running events, getting behind a nice bottom. Did I ever tell you my Nell McAndrew story? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Did I ever tell you my Nell McAndrew story? Haha no..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted July 10, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) Well, I'm sure it's it the Running thread somewhere, but what the hell... Dewsbury 10k, 2007. I'm chugging along at about the 8k mark, and starting to feel tired. My legs are telling me to slow down, and my brain is listening. Suddenly, I notice the most beautifully formed derriere ahead of me, so I speed up a little, and pull up alongside to see if she's more than a "1664". And I recognise supermodel Nell McAndrew (I knew she was a keen runner). I look at her, she looks at me, and I start to feel like a stalker, so I decide to run ahead. She accelerates and catches up. I look. She looks. I accelerate. She accelerates. By now, I've forgotten I'm tired, and we're properly racing - all the way to the line, which I cross just ahead of her - with a new P.B. We had a chat about our dingdong battle, and agreed it gave us both better times than we were expecting. My mates at the running club later said I was the only bloke that would run away from her! Edited July 10, 2018 by mjmooney 7 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I read that as Neil McAndrew for a moment. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Davkaus said: I read that as Neil McAndrew for a moment. You weren't the only one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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