V01 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Pornhub you savage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 26, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2018 6 hours ago, il_serpente said: Yeah, but how likely are you to have a sixteen-ton weight handy? All right, mister know-it-all. Don't come crying to me when somebody comes at you with a satsuma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 bottles of wine and a carrot up the arse? Call me old fashioned but I prefer 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 50 minutes ago, AVFCDAN said: 2 bottles of wine and a carrot up the arse? Call me old fashioned but I prefer 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps. do you open the crisp packet first though? it's a compromise between the packet being too big when its full of air like a balloon, versus getting crisp crumbs all up your colon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 hours ago, V01 said: Pornhub you savage Bloody typing left handed with a squint. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 33 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: do you open the crisp packet first though? it's a compromise between the packet being too big when its full of air like a balloon, versus getting crisp crumbs all up your colon You know that thing where you stamp on a crisp packet to make it bang? I like to do that with my arse cheeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, AVFCDAN said: You know that thing where you stamp on a crisp packet to make it bang? I like to do that with my arse cheeks. You like to get someone to stamp on your arse cheeks until they go bang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Salt and Vinegarse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Cheek and Onion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Wotshits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 pRINGles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: You like to get someone to stamp on your arse cheeks until they go bang? No! The packet goes in the cleftal horizon and the cheeks come together to pop the packet. I realise this as gone too far and I would like to step away now. Edited April 26, 2018 by AVFCDAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 On 25/04/2018 at 08:34, Stevo985 said: I often ponder @Seat68's current wallet situation, and wonder if he stuck with his nice grown up wallet. I got a proper adult wallet for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 26, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2018 Porn cocktail. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 26, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2018 Coming into this thread and just reading the last page was interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 On 20/04/2018 at 23:27, TheAuthority said: Apparently North Korea has just suspended it's nuclear program and is going to open itself economically to the rest of the world An acquaintance of mine ( I met him in the DPRK , spy would be glamorising it rather more than reality but he was paid to be there and was fact finding ) is a bit of an expert in that area sent me this if you're interested A realistic apolitical analysis of North Korean motivations. North Korea: (1) isn't playing for time (it doesn't need any more time); (2) won't denuclearize (there is less than a 1% chance); (3) wants a relationship of "closer than before but not too close" to South Korea (South Korea is a source of assistance for the North, but also its main source of risk); and (4) is going to focus on economic development for years to come (but to make progress it needs help). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 19 hours ago, Xela said: There was a documentary years ago about a couple of blokes who were addicted to masturbating. Probably on Youtube! Not as bad as this one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 12 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Porntube or redtube would be my preferred material source. Savage. Xhamster or Xvideos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I got a proper adult wallet for Christmas. Has it got a coin pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 12 minutes ago, Xela said: Has it got a coin pocket? Nah, that’s just for kids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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