Popular Post Mark Albrighton Posted May 1, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2018 Anyone else picture something similar to this when @lapal_fan, @Paddywhack and @Rob182 are interacting with each other? 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2018 Anyone else glad they're not friends with @lapal_fan? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 23 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Anyone else glad they're not friends with @lapal_fan? Tbf I'd hate me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 7 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: Tuesday talking point! You're not a burglar then, merely a trespasser? Anyway, in answer to your question... I would do a shit in the kettle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Imagine a VT party at Rugeley's pad with lapal there. No girls and no one wanting to sit down or touch anything that could feasibly be squeezed into an orifice. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 3 hours ago, lapal_fan said: chez long I think I went to school with him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Xela said: I think I went to school with him Plays for Southampton mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Xann said: Imagine a VT party at Rugeley's pad with lapal there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Xann said: Imagine a VT party at Rugeley's pad with lapal there. No girls and no one wanting to sit down or touch anything that could feasibly be squeezed into an orifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 It would be like having a Jehovah Witness come to your house, with me preaching don't do drugs and that. Dead boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 16 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I'm not sure what's more embarrassing, you weeing on their chaise longue or your spelling of it. I don't even think it was a Cheese Lounge that he pi**ed on, it was a wood & wicker hamper, from what I recall. I might be wrong though. Except for when it comes to my spelling and grammar, @lapal_fan. 60% of the time, I'm right all the time. Whereas you spell like a 4-year-old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Rob182 said: I don't even think it was a Cheese Lounge that he pi**ed on, it was a wood & wicker hamper, from what I recall. I might be wrong though. Except for when it comes to my spelling and grammar, @lapal_fan. 60% of the time, I'm right all the time. Whereas you spell like a 4-year-old. It was definitely a Shed Lozenge, I remember them washing the cushions in the kitchen sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Are you sure it wasn't just an ottoman then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 hours ago, lapal_fan said: It would be like having a Jehovah Witness come to your house, with me preaching don't do drugs and that. Dead boring. The fun's in listening to your voice rise and fall as Ruge inches a giant unboxed Toblerone up your Gary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, Rob182 said: Are you sure it wasn't just an ottoman then? The bus driver from the SImpsons? Hmm maybe a wicker ottoman. I think we need to get in touch with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I recall it having a lid or a door, and him opening it up to empty his bladder into. Or maybe he just pissed in a cupboard as well. It does sound like something he'd do. @lapal_fan remember when you shit yourself in your bed after a night on the piss? Don't you put that up there in the list of 'coolest' things you've done too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, Rob182 said: I recall it having a lid or a door, and him opening it up to empty his bladder into. Or maybe he just pissed in a cupboard as well. It does sound like something he'd do. @lapal_fan remember when you shit yourself in your bed after a night on the piss? Don't you put that up there in the list of 'coolest' things you've done too? I've never shit myself. I have wee'd the bed on multiple drunk nights though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 2, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2018 I wet the bed once after a very very drunken night. It was about 6 years ago and it's literally the only time it has ever happened to me. Yet every morning now I check the bed to see if I've wet myself. it's genuinely scarred me permanently 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 2, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, Stevo985 said: I wet the bed once after a very very drunken night. It was about 6 years ago and it's literally the only time it has ever happened to me. Yet every morning now I check the bed to see if I've wet myself. it's genuinely scarred me permanently Never, ever done it, no matter how drunk. Although the next few years may not be so good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 16 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Although the next few years may not be so good... Prostate club? It's the new craze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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