AVFC_Hitz Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: unless you are Armenian , Kurdish, Greek or a woman I jest , my road trip around Turkey was fantastic , really impressed with how well run everything was and culturally so much to see You laugh but I was married to an Armenian for 3 years and went out with a Kurdish girl for 18 months and yet we still hated the Greeks.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Tayls said: Went to Kalkan a couple of years ago, was stunning. Had an awesome time. Datca, Fetiye and Kalkan are beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 25, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2018 I agree, Turkey is beautiful. But I was disappointed with how little the locals cared, in that there was litter all over the roads and most people's houses and gardens just looked like complete tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: I agree, Turkey is beautiful. But I was disappointed with how little the locals cared, in that there was litter all over the roads and most people's houses and gardens just looked like complete tips. I noticed this too. Lovely country though, and its bloody hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Tell you what chaps Turkey is the place to go on holiday this year. The £ getting to 5.7lira. Some really really beautiful places in Turkey. If you really have to go to Turkey then I'd try and make it before 24th June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, snowychap said: If you really have to go to Turkey then I'd try and make it before 24th June. Doesn't change a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Anyway followed him in a few minutes after, and put my phone over the top of the toilet door, and took some photos. Hello, Tom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Doesn't change a thing. He'll have even more power than he does now when he wins then, won't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 25, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: As we are on about vegetarian last night was a cracker... I was eating me fish and chips reading that... they are now in the bin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, snowychap said: He'll have even more power than he does now when he wins then, won't he? He will but all it means that his best friends get the contracts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, bickster said: I was eating me fish and chips reading that... they are now in the bin What's fish and chips got to do with carrots. In the off chance I ever bump into you, I'll buy you double fish and chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: As we are on about vegetarian last night was a cracker, and a first for me. My wife had two bottles of wine, and it got her in the mood for a bit. Her vibrator was in the wardrobe, but she didn't want to get it, because our little one is not well, and is really unsettled, so she didn't want to risk waking her up. She comes into the living room with a carrot, and said this will do. The carrot ended up up my arse too, which was quite bizarre. On my kids eye balls, it's the gods honest truth. Why I let her use it on me I don't know, but no enjoyment at all, but she enjoyed it. Made me laugh this morning, with all the veggie talk on here. Welcome back Ruge, we have missed you. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 There was a documentary years ago about a couple of blokes who were addicted to masturbating. Probably on Youtube! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Xela said: Welcome back Ruge, we have missed you. Not a lot changes mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, Xela said: There was a documentary years ago about a couple of blokes who were addicted to masturbating. Probably on Youtube! When I'd have a heavy night on the beer, the following day I'd have a couple, but that's it. They always say you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a w***. My record is 7. That's when I was in the nick, and there was a dirty mag doing the rounds on the wing. It was my turn to have it for the day, and I got my full use out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 11 hours ago, Stevo985 said: I often ponder @Seat68's current wallet situation, and wonder if he stuck with his nice grown up wallet. As you should. I persist with the velcro-less, coin compartment missing sweet wallet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted April 25, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Did monty python ever give out a manual about how to protect yourself against someone armed with a carrot ? I believe the proper response to that one was to release the tiger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 25, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2018 49 minutes ago, il_serpente said: I believe the proper response to that one was to release the tiger. Although dropping the sixteen ton weight on the carrot wielding attacker's head is also an option. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted April 25, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: Although dropping the sixteen ton weight on the carrot wielding attacker's head is also an option. Yeah, but how likely are you to have a sixteen-ton weight handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 10 hours ago, Xela said: There was a documentary years ago about a couple of blokes who were addicted to masturbating. Probably on Youtube! Porntube or redtube would be my preferred material source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts