Rugeley Villa Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 If I gave my opinion on how to get a woman ready, I'd be banned off the site for a few days and my post would be removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I've never done the banjo string, but I did once rip my foreskin in twain. Morning shag with the ex, who was menstruating, so I thought nothing of my blood splattered cock after pulling out. Hit the shower. Pain. It took forever to heal, but worked out for the best because my foreskin used to be painfully tight, whereas now it rolls up and down like a sock with the elastic gone. Ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The mrs has just put a picture of me on her fb. I'm naked with my penis between my legs and I'm wearing her hair extentions on my head. I've not trimmed down below for ages,so I've got a big bush. I don't look bad if I'm honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Buffalo Ruge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Ay shaved my face for two weeks either, look rather odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 You are one sick puppy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Why does VT keep going down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted June 18, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 18, 2014 Why does VT keep going down? Haven't you heard? Drug Ellis has made an offer to buy Avfc back 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Why does VT keep going down? Birmingham lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Buffalo Ruge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The mrs has just put a picture of me on her fb. I'm naked with my penis between my legs and I'm wearing her hair extentions on my head. I've not trimmed down below for ages,so I've got a big bush. I don't look bad if I'm honest. To the rogues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Wish I could but I doubt the mods would appreciate it ha. I found it quite liberating and enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) Went on the piss with my neighbours last night, I forgot how out of practice I am and what massive piss heads they are. I'm definitely feeling it today, doubt if I'll have a drink for the match tonight...actually I can see me watching it in bed Edited June 19, 2014 by leemond2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) Went on the piss with my neighbours last night, I forgot how out of practice I am and what massive piss heads they are. I'm definitely feeling it today, doubt if I'll have a drink for the match tonight...actually I can see me watching it in bes result! Edited June 19, 2014 by chrisp65 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 **** hell you are quick off the mark I edited that post as soon as I made it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Weirdos everywhere, just seen some bloke punch a lamppost then pull out an imaginary gun and start going "pow pow pow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 If I gave my opinion on how to get a woman ready, I'd be banned off the site for a few days and my post would be removed. I'll take a PM mate. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Weirdos everywhere, just seen some bloke punch a lamppost then pull out an imaginary gun and start going "pow pow pow" That lamppost was **** asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raver50032 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 The last few pages in this thread are better than any mucky book I have read :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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