Baselayers Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Challenge accepted. Are we going for pure number of injuries or severity though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Challenge accepted. Are we going for pure number of injuries or severity though? Let's go for both, I'll name a part of the body and say what I think is the worst thing that's happened to the specific area then you do the same and name another part. Others can play if they so wish. ROUND#1 - Shoulder I once had to catch a couple of suicide jumpers which resulted in both my shoulders becoming separated from their sockets. (They survived. My Parka did not) EDIT - I've just thought, when I say 'separated' I don't mean my arms came off in the sense they were yanked off my body and these jumpers plunged down each holding one of my arms, just that they came out of their sockets but stayed inside my skin attached to my torso and my parka ripped. Edited June 17, 2014 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Ok that's a lie! I broke my collarbonne and tore my rotator cuff. Currently typing with a limp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Ok that's a lie! I broke my collarbonne and tore my rotator cuff. Currently typing with a limp! Haha no it isn't. That wasn't recently by the way, it was five years ago. I've broken over hundred bones over a twelve year period, including my collarbone three times. My knees are ****** although I type with my hands so they're not causing any problems for me. What about....Elbows? A rottweiler once chewed my Brachialis I'm not DDID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I fell off a train once and broke my elbow. Wasn't even drunk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I fell off a train once and broke my elbow. Wasn't even drunk Was it the train in your userpic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 This is so ghey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I fell off a train once and broke my elbow. Wasn't even drunk Was it the train in your userpic? No. It was a local train in Brum. Still bloody hurt though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) This is so ghey Only because the worst injury you've ever had is an uncomfortable scald. Edited June 17, 2014 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 This is so ghey Only because the worst injury you've ever had is an uncomfortable scald. I have had hot duck fat melt the skin on my arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I have had hot duck fat melt the skin on my arm To be fair I know chefs that have had to have skin grafts and all sorts plus the long hours working in such heat can cause some serious exhaustion and a whole host of problems. Cooking for a living is a serious business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I have had hot duck fat melt the skin on my arm To be fair I know chefs that have had to have skin grafts and all sorts plus the long hours working in such heat can cause some serious exhaustion and a whole host of problems. Cooking for a living is a serious business. Just ask Walter White 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I once staved my finger playing basketball. Hurt a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I have had hot duck fat melt the skin on my arm To be fair I know chefs that have had to have skin grafts and all sorts plus the long hours working in such heat can cause some serious exhaustion and a whole host of problems. Cooking for a living is a serious business. Just ask Walter White Just make sure you knock first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 If chrisp gets involved this conversation has gone full circle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 17, 2014 Moderator Share Posted June 17, 2014 Some of you will remember I had an avulsion fracture of my right ischial tuberosity. I couldn't do any sport for 20 years until I found a surgeon who could detach my hamstring, slice the avulsed fragment from my sciatic nerve and then remove it completely, remove the shattered fragments and then reattach my hamstring. As injuries go, it takes some topping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Have never broken a bone in my 6ft7in body! Take that 8pints!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I twisted a testicle. Worst pain ever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I've only ever broke one bone and that was my sisters big toe, never broke a bone in my own body though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Knee: 7 surgeries, two new ACL, MCL, PCL torn, patella ruptured. I think that's most stuff in a knee you can break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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