chappy Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 On a train back from Newcastle and sat at a table seat. Someone keeps farting and I'm pretty sure it's the bloke opposite because every time there's a new smell he has a cheeky furtive glance around then back to his newspaper. They are absolutely foul and everyone is sat here typically British as if there's nothing suffocating them. I'm really struggling to keep a straight face every time it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Me too! I'm on a train back from Newcastle and I think the bloke from me is also pumping. Then he's looking at me accusingly, trying to make everyone else on this train think it's me. Bloody cheek. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 (edited) Record him, load it up to Youtube and name it 'British Farting man' Edited February 24, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Yeah I will, cheers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I feel terrible blaming him, he got off at Huddersfield but the culprit is still at large 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Erm, did you wipe properly chappy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Would be a worry wouldn't it! Thankfully I've changed trains now and this one is a smell free zone. This all belongs in the boring thread really doesn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted February 24, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 24, 2014 Farts are never boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 The doc (who is a testicular cancer expert) thinks there is nothing to worry about. Scan booked anyway. I am the ghost of Ingram past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Scan booked anyway. Pics plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Most conversations in the world are people talking about people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Thanks everyone for the support t'other day. Even though it was good news I'd built it up in my head a bit. Anyway, its been a weird few weeks but its been nice to know VT always gives a damn. Cheers guys. Yay your not dead!! Did anyone have him in the Deadpool? If they did I should hope that Ingram85 will give them a full and frank appology. Incidentally I am also pleased you're not dead! Btw Jenny, you need to introduce me to Silje Norendal. I've realised it's my destiny to marry her. I'm open to living in Norway and I'm happy to propose via marriage-sack if need be. no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 just seen piers morgan has been axed, because he's english apparently and he's struggling to resonate with the yank audiences nothing to do with him being a clearing in the woods then... no doubt he'll manage to carry on robbing a living on ITV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 he'll probably try and copy the idea of his great mate toby young and turn abject failure into a witty after dinner routine / book / chat show anecdote I say great mate, I'm just presuming they stick together because they are both great big words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Yes, an Englishman lecturing the American people about gun control can't have gone down very well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Was funny when Jeremy Clarkson with giving grief on twitter about his show saying it had less viewers than cash in the attic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 They should have shot him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Also to any Americans thinking we can take him back, sorry we have a strict no returns policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Also to any Americans thinking we can take him back, sorry we have a strict no returns policy. Same as they have with Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Whilst bad mouthing one colleague to another I sipped my tea, which I then discovered had a long hair in it as I felt it dangle down my throat. Karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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