StefanAVFC Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I would have won a grand if i'd done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Bad luck chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jimzk5 Posted February 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2014 My mate has been getting rather flirty with a girl who works in a shop by the estate im working on at the moment, but neither of them have got the nerve to ask each other out, I went in said shop today and she started talking to me about him, basically asking me if I would sort a date out between them For some reason I told her my mate was bisexual, and is seeing a lad at the moment, do I go back tomorrow and tell her it was a joke? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Tell him the first part and see if he acts on it. Its not necessary to tell him the last part, yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 2 assists and a goal tonight on my comeback. Book it! (see you all in around a hour and a half) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Parents of young children should be able to relate to this, but you know when they get to about two and they start repeating everything you say so you have to be extra careful not to swear or anything in front of them? If you are having an, er, lets say entertaining evening in with the wife and she is somewhat vocal then they might just repeat that too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 What was Al Capone arrested for? I said murder. Was tax evasion. Have you not seen the Untouchables? Sad that I know this from Karl Pilkington instead. I did get a pub quiz question on Capone last Friday - it was 'if he was to give you his business card, what was his 'day job'?'. Given it was a joke of a quiz organised by the local accountancy student society with free shots up for grabs I frantically Google searched it but couldn't find a thing. The answers weren't read out either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 My mate has been getting rather flirty with a girl who works in a shop by the estate im working on at the moment, but neither of them have got the nerve to ask each other out, I went in said shop today and she started talking to me about him, basically asking me if I would sort a date out between them For some reason I told her my mate was bisexual, and is seeing a lad at the moment, do I go back tomorrow and tell her it was a joke? Epic cock block there, Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 What was Al Capone arrested for? I said murder. Was tax evasion. Have you not seen the Untouchables? Sad that I know this from Karl Pilkington instead. I did get a pub quiz question on Capone last Friday - it was 'if he was to give you his business card, what was his 'day job'?'. Given it was a joke of a quiz organised by the local accountancy student society with free shots up for grabs I frantically Google searched it but couldn't find a thing. The answers weren't read out either. furniture dealer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted February 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://www.free-iqtest.net/ Supposedly I'm gifted @ 135. Shame my school results didn't show that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessiWillSignForVilla Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Got 143. I'm gonna say it may not be entirely accurate as that would put me in the top 0.2%, which I don't think I am somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted February 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2014 Got 143. I'm gonna say it may not be entirely accurate as that would put me in the top 0.2%, which I don't think I am somehow. I also missed one about the bottles of water, I stupidly put 4.5 and realised as soon as I clicked next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Stan collymore with some strong views at this time of the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://www.free-iqtest.net/ Supposedly I'm gifted @ 135. Shame my school results didn't show that! 170 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) My IQ measures something like 79, I haven't got the speed of thought of most people. I'm probably missing out on a whole lot of understanding. Edited February 27, 2014 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers13 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) I'm not saying that site is bullshit, but using the incredibly high iq (134) it says I have, I'm thinking it's bullshit. Edit: also I'm the dumbest person on this page, damnit. Edited February 27, 2014 by Rovers13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted February 27, 2014 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2014 Parents of young children should be able to relate to this, but you know when they get to about two and they start repeating everything you say so you have to be extra careful not to swear or anything in front of them? If you are having an, er, lets say entertaining evening in with the wife and she is somewhat vocal then they might just repeat that too. Is your 2 year old running round shouting "Postma!!!"? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 27, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://www.free-iqtest.net/ Supposedly I'm gifted @ 135. Shame my school results didn't show that! I got 143 I've done 2 IQ tests before and my results have always been between 140 and 145 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Do you have to give your email address to get your results on that site? Free usually means that your details are what they're after. My internet IQ was absurd too, last time I checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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