leemond2008 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 My fridge has no food in it . Bono is going to write a song about it. My fridge has (and this is the complete and utter contents of it nothing added and nothing omitted) 1/2 jar of lemon curd that has been in tree for at least 6 months 1 can of carling premier, 1 bottle of jagermeister (my freezer freezes it which I though was impossible but it turns it into a kind of slush puupy version of jagermeister) and one bottle of coke which has pretty much frozen solid I also have 4 cans of red stripe to put in there but my flat is so cold I'm just lettin them chill on the side for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) I've got a few bottles of out of date lager by 6months, reckon its safe to drink? A tea leaf once broke into the Springfield social club, nicked a bin bag full of Guinness bottles and then flogged them to the punters in the pub I was working in. We watched as they sat over the road drinking the brew, deciding not to tell that the Springfield club had been shut for over 10 years. They all survived. Edited January 18, 2013 by RunRickyRun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I've drunk 6 of them now (sagres, 5% abv) and there 330cl bottles), they tasted fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I just wanted to say, thank fook for Off Topic, because Villa Talk is slowly driving me insane by reading some of the shit that gets posted in there by certain posters. Not that I'm completely innocent of it myself, but there really is no point arguing with anyone online. What a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I notice myself posting less and less in the main section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2013 I've drunk 6 of them now (sagres, 5% abv) and there 330cl bottles), they tasted fine. See. I don't know much but I know beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I notice myself posting less and less in the main section It gets a bit repetitive in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 See. I don't know much but I know beer if/when I get gut rot in tomorrow, its your fault matey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 My mate has just gone home and I am now left with (after drinking 2 bottles of wine) 1/2 bottle jagermeister 2 cans of red stripe and a can of premier When I am in this sort of mood it's horrible cuz I love nothing more than drinking on my own but my mind goes to horrible places if that makes sense. **** it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Sorry Leemond, but your posts get even better than usual when your on the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 It's like having our very own Father Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I was considering learning that in Hungarian to say to a girl I know but then she didn't reply to my facebook message and I never got the chance Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2013 My mate has just gone home and I am now left with (after drinking 2 bottles of wine) 1/2 bottle jagermeister 2 cans of red stripe and a can of premier When I am in this sort of mood it's horrible cuz I love nothing more than drinking on my own but my mind goes to horrible places if that makes sense. **** it You wrote that just over an hour ago. If I were a betting man I'd say you were sitting in your own piss right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 You wrote that just over an hour ago. If I were a betting man I'd say you were sitting in your own piss right about now. Or having a Barclays.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2013 It'll be a "crank" by the sounds of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Fixed I might not have heard back via Facebook but I did get an email in the end as well as her other phone number, which she replies to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 villaajax.... Plenty of Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 villaajax.... Plenty of Fish? No, I don't do anything like that. My nan has to have a full time live in carer now and the first carer my relatives got in for her was a young, attractive Hungarian girl, only a few years older than me and we got on well, probably because I didn't just think of her as some weird foreigner as my relatives did (being half 'foreign' myself) and I actually made the effort of learning some very basic Hungarian and taking time to get to know her. Long story short she is now working somewhere near London, I haven't actually seen her since November but she gave me her phone number and we did exchange texts over Christmas and New Year. She's great but I really like this girl at work (who also happens to be Hungarian) but she is well out of my league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 (edited) Ask Tony, he has experience with Hungarian girls... Edited January 19, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 No, I don't do anything like that. My nan has to have a full time live in carer now and the first carer my relatives got in for her was a young, attractive Hungarian girl, only a few years older than me and we got on well, probably because I didn't just think of her as some weird foreigner as my relatives did (being half 'foreign' myself) and I actually made the effort of learning some very basic Hungarian and taking time to get to know her. Long story short she is now working somewhere near London, I haven't actually seen her since November but she gave me her phone number and we did exchange texts over Christmas and New Year. She's great but I really like this girl at work (who also happens to be Hungarian) but she is well out of my league. Nobody is out of your league. Seriously. I'm no Brad Pitt and I'm 5'6" as well which doesnae help much (yes, there's the bags too before anyone starts), but I've pulled a few stunners in my time just by having the banter and the cojones to use it.... Make her laugh, sew the seed and ask her for a drink. What do you have to lose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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