MWARLEY2 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Twitter stuff suggesting that this isnt far down the line and Sevilla are thinking of reporting Monchi for an illegal approach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May-Z Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Too many puns going on. Mention an egg once, that should be un oeuf. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steero113 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Why are people spending time on egg puns? We need to get to the bottom of whether or not this guy mayo may not be any good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feidhlim Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Can we get back on topic? Have we shelled out for this guy yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VillaCon Posted August 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, MWARLEY2 said: Twitter stuff suggesting that this isnt far down the line and Sevilla are thinking of reporting Monchi for an illegal approach Illegal poaching? 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted August 17, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 17, 2023 I'm worried people will convince me we should go for Acuna -- because then Chelsea will buy him. So I'm going to have to fight this one, folks. No better way to ensure his transfer to Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 12 minutes ago, VillaCon said: Illegal poaching? You have scrambled to win the trophy for best egg pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Here's a really good tip on puns and how to be humourous with them, they aren't funny when everyone is saying them as they quickly become tedious, they can only have a chance to be funny when there's an element of surprise to them, when they aren't expected, something about the non sequitur in it's delivery, like if I was to make a pun now after all that it would actually be quite funny, but I don't wish to. Sorry to say there's also a lot of unfunny pictures and gifs getting posted recently too, I always find the best way to be funny is to try not to be funny. I can't think of anything to say about Acuna except for good luck to him if he does sign, from descriptions, reading up on his pedigree, and highlights, looks a fantastic player. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 16 minutes ago, VillaCon said: Illegal poaching? Acuna matatta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jareth Posted August 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, useless said: Here's a really good tip on puns and how to be humourous with them, they aren't funny when everyone is saying them as they quickly become tedious, they can only have a chance to be funny when there's an element of surprise to them, when they aren't expected, something about the non sequitur in it's delivery, like if I was to make a pun now after all that it would actually be quite funny, but I don't wish to. Sorry to say there's also a lot of unfunny pictures and gifs getting posted recently too, I always find the best way to be funny is to try not to be funny. I can't think of anything to say about Acuna except for good luck to him if he does sign, from descriptions, reading up on his pedigree, and highlights, looks a fantastic player. Don't be so neggative 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 17, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 17, 2023 25 minutes ago, Feidhlim said: Can we get back on topic? Have we shelled out for this guy yet? I'd say once we do, there'll be a scramble to report it first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwi1890 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 23 minutes ago, VillaCon said: Illegal poaching? I think this is what it all boils down to 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romavillan Posted August 17, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 17, 2023 yolk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubby Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 (edited) 11 minutes ago, useless said: Here's a really good tip on puns and how to be humourous with them, they aren't funny when everyone is saying them as they quickly become tedious, they can only have a chance to be funny when there's an element of surprise to them, when they aren't expected, something about the non sequitur in it's delivery, like if I was to make a pun now after all that it would actually be quite funny, but I don't wish to. Sorry to say there's also a lot of unfunny pictures and gifs getting posted recently too, I always find the best way to be funny is to try not to be funny. I can't think of anything to say about Acuna except for good luck to him if he does sign, from descriptions, reading up on his pedigree, and highlights, looks a fantastic player. Surely, this is a yolk? Edited August 17, 2023 by Tubby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 12 minutes ago, useless said: Here's a really good tip on puns and how to be humourous with them, they aren't funny when everyone is saying them as they quickly become tedious, they can only have a chance to be funny when there's an element of surprise to them, when they aren't expected, something about the non sequitur in it's delivery, like if I was to make a pun now after all that it would actually be quite funny, but I don't wish to. Sorry to say there's also a lot of unfunny pictures and gifs getting posted recently too, I always find the best way to be funny is to try not to be funny. I can't think of anything to say about Acuna except for good luck to him if he does sign, from descriptions, reading up on his pedigree, and highlights, looks a fantastic player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan95 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Got a feeling he might not sign until fryday 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 11 minutes ago, useless said: Here's a really good tip on puns and how to be humourous with them, they aren't funny when everyone is saying them as they quickly become tedious, they can only have a chance to be funny when there's an element of surprise to them, when they aren't expected, something about the non sequitur in it's delivery, like if I was to make a pun now after all that it would actually be quite funny, but I don't wish to. Sorry to say there's also a lot of unfunny pictures and gifs getting posted recently too, I always find the best way to be funny is to try not to be funny. I can't think of anything to say about Acuna except for good luck to him if he does sign, from descriptions, reading up on his pedigree, and highlights, looks a fantastic player. I read that and waited for the punchline, but none came. It could have been the most egg-shell-ent post in VT history ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 17 minutes ago, useless said: Here's a really good tip on puns and how to be humourous with them, they aren't funny when everyone is saying them as they quickly become tedious, they can only have a chance to be funny when there's an element of surprise to them, when they aren't expected, something about the non sequitur in it's delivery, like if I was to make a pun now after all that it would actually be quite funny, but I don't wish to. Sorry to say there's also a lot of unfunny pictures and gifs getting posted recently too, I always find the best way to be funny is to try not to be funny. I can't think of anything to say about Acuna except for good luck to him if he does sign, from descriptions, reading up on his pedigree, and highlights, looks a fantastic player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, bielesibub said: I read that and waited for the punchline, but none came. It could have been the most egg-shell-ent post in VT history ever. I think he was trying to lure people into not being funny or cracking a joke and we have to walk on eggshells arou d here instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, bielesibub said: I read that and waited for the punchline, but none came. It could have been the most egg-shell-ent post in VT history ever. It wasn't all its cracked up to be. Edited August 17, 2023 by jim 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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