QldVilla Posted August 17, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: You joke. But you've just reminded me that I actually got conned and robbed by a beautiful Italian woman at Gatwick many years ago Me just there thinking this stunner just randomly thought I was interesting and wanted to get to know me. Meanwhile my suitcases ( With literally everything in them ) were strategically knicked by whoever her accomplice was, in a location where CCTV was blocked off of course fml I actually ended up living in the Airport for about a week as a refugee, like Tom Hanks in that movie. I kid you not! The Terminal… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mantis Posted August 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2023 17 minutes ago, wishywashy said: Bedwetters in crisis right now. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Steve Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 19 minutes ago, Mantis said: Bedwetters in crisis right now. They are out buying new sheets to wet as we speak 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted August 17, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 17, 2023 30 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: You joke. But you've just reminded me that I actually got conned and robbed by a beautiful Italian woman at Gatwick many years ago Me just there thinking this stunner just randomly thought I was interesting and wanted to get to know me. Meanwhile my suitcases ( With literally everything in them ) were strategically knicked by whoever her accomplice was, in a location where CCTV was blocked off of course fml I actually ended up living in the Airport for about a week as a refugee, like Tom Hanks in that movie. I kid you not! Cor, they should make a film out of this! Who would play you @JAMAICAN-VILLAN? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post romavillan Posted August 17, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2023 If we can get the best out of this lad we're about to see some **** amazing football. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 12 minutes ago, romavillan said: If we can get the best out of this lad we're about to see some **** amazing football. That good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted August 17, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 17, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, romavillan said: If we can get the best out of this lad we're about to see some **** amazing football. I love the sound of this. If there is a manager to get the best out of someone like Zaniolo it’s Emery. I’m excited about this one! Edited August 17, 2023 by villan-scott 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted August 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2023 9 minutes ago, alreadyexists said: Cor, they should make a film out of this! Who would play you @JAMAICAN-VILLAN? Based on my current budget. It would be Bidris Pelba or Denzel Warrington, starring Benelope Booze or Claret Johansson as the villan 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMitch Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, romavillan said: If we can get the best out of this lad we're about to see some **** amazing football. Some much needed positivity today! Thanks @romavillan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tom13 Posted August 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: Based on my current budget. It would be Bidris Pelba or Denzel Warrington, starring Benelope Booze or Claret Johansson as the villan I was thinking more Craig Butler 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Tom13 said: I was thinking more Craig Butler Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, Tom13 said: I was thinking more Craig Butler Only if he's cutting his lawn.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 56 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: You joke. But you've just reminded me that I actually got conned and robbed by a beautiful Italian woman at Gatwick many years ago Me just there thinking this stunner just randomly thought I was interesting and wanted to get to know me. Meanwhile my suitcases ( With literally everything in them ) were strategically knicked by whoever her accomplice was, in a location where CCTV was blocked off of course fml I actually ended up living in the Airport for about a week as a refugee, like Tom Hanks in that movie. I kid you not! Philadelphia? Crikey, that was a rough week. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 56 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: actually ended up living in the Airport Is there a life stories thread in off topic. I want more of this... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jareth Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Reckon this will be official this evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom13 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 13 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Ouch! I'm only jesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 17, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 17, 2023 8 hours ago, briny_ear said: Twitter doesn’t exist any more. Do try to keep up. Don't get cross. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1 hour ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: You joke. But you've just reminded me that I actually got conned and robbed by a beautiful Italian woman at Gatwick many years ago Me just there thinking this stunner just randomly thought I was interesting and wanted to get to know me. Meanwhile my suitcases ( With literally everything in them ) were strategically knicked by whoever her accomplice was, in a location where CCTV was blocked off of course fml I actually ended up living in the Airport for about a week as a refugee, like Tom Hanks in that movie. I kid you not! Big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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