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GarethRDR

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Me and a few friends partied with Jrr Tolkiens grand son ( he was a right freak )

My nan and grandad owned a pub before I was born, a lot of the Baggies players used it and ended up really good friends with Geoff Astle, Robert Plant also used the pub a lot.

Met Gordon Banks in west Brom when I was a kid didn't really know who he was at the time lol

Some of my works been shown on central news i

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I'm going for a villa theme in my attempt to win back some rubbishness

Can't rem if I've already done them mind you

Have I done

Kevin Cage went to my school ?

I saw Stuart Pearce in the service station on the M40 coming home from Villa Park after a mid week game

Chris Kamara got on my flight to LHR coming back from Newcastle Villa ( he'd been commentating on it )

Dalian Atkinson gave me his after dinner mint

I bought Paul McGrath a beer (and a few other players , i think Doug may have blagged one as well ) whilst we waited for the plane in Ostrava

I sat next to David Cameron on a flight to Istanbul

There you go top that little lot for rubbishness

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I once carried emu.

 

Rod Hull, the real Rod Hull was appearing at a place where I worked, I was due to meet him and show him to his dressing room, he knocked on the door, thrust a suitcase at me, never uttered a word and I walked him to his dressing room. I chatted, never got a response, asked him if he wanted a drink, eat etc, nothing. He then opened the suitcase and what do you **** know, Emu is staring back at me. Thats possibly my best story.

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I once accidentally implied to Jonathan Pryce that I'd spent the whole day masturbating.

 

excellent! we need to mess with this guy's head

 

he was once in a lift with me and I insisted his name was Robert Price

 

15 minutes later, a chance meeting in another lift, I told him there was no way he was Robert Price as that was a Builders Merchant and he shouldn't mess people about

 

I had been drinking

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I once accidentally implied to Jonathan Pryce that I'd spent the whole day masturbating.

excellent! we need to mess with this guy's head

he was once in a lift with me and I insisted his name was Robert Price

15 minutes later, a chance meeting in another lift, I told him there was no way he was Robert Price as that was a Builders Merchant and he shouldn't mess people about

I had been drinking

That's hilarious! Poor guy. He's actually a very nice man. He must be wondering why Villa fans around the world are giving him so much grief.
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Also Keith Lemon recently moved to my town too.

That's terrible news, I'm sorry to hear that.

Where do you live? You know, just so I can avoid it.

 

 

I'd avoid the whole of Leicestershire if I was you, if it wasn't for Villa I'd say try keep out of the entire Midlands.

 

 

Luckily I live in Newcastle now for Uni, so there's little chance of me bumping into him :D

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