nick76 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 If we sign him, I’m going to get a job at the Villa printing names on the back of the shirts just so I can ask every customer “do you want Jizz on your back?” ”the request for Jizz comes up a lot” ”Do you want to buy Jizz socks with that?” ”Are you a fan of Jizz?” ”Jizz comes in here a lot” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 We have to then sign Messi just so we can have ‘Messi Jizz’ upfront 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisvilla4 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Wonder if I can get jizz on my shorts? Likelihood will increase if he signs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, chrisvilla4 said: Wonder if I can get jizz on my shorts? Likelihood will increase if he signs. They’ll be in short supply so they’ll be on a first cum, first serve basis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, chrisvilla4 said: Wonder if I can get jizz on my shorts? Likelihood will increase if he signs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Scenes when he signs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villa Stu Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 26 minutes ago, sne said: Scenes when he signs Breaking AVFC have got their man Jizz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Villa Stu said: Breaking AVFC have got their man Jizz I think you’re being a little premature Edited January 30, 2021 by nick76 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Contacts in Holland say that Jizz shoots from distance a lot, Jizz gets in defenders faces and he’s an excellent dribbler. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villa Stu Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 minute ago, nick76 said: I think you’re being a little premature We can all see it cumming 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Anyone actually seem Jizz? Is he someone we should spunk money on? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisvilla4 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Have to say I'm finding all this jizz talk hard to swallow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, useless said: Danie Sturridge rumours until the end of the season I doubt it, not looking like we're going to bringing in another striker, and if we were I doubt it would be Sturridge. Edited January 30, 2021 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Apparently these links are all false and we've actually made enquiries about Ajax wonderkid Spunke Trumpette. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, chrisvilla4 said: Have to say I'm finding all this jizz talk hard to swallow Took all this time to spit it out. I guess you’re a little salty about it now.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted January 30, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2021 I'd kill to have Danny Ings in our squad. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, TrentVilla said: I'd kill to have Danny Ings in our squad. To be honest I wish we’d gotten Callum Wilson over the line in the summer. Imagine Wilson and Watkins in the squad and changing off the bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted January 30, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, ferguson1 said: To be honest I wish we’d gotten Callum Wilson over the line in the summer. Imagine Wilson and Watkins in the squad and changing off the bench. I said all summer I wanted Wilson even before we were linked, if we had him (as well as Watkins) we would be a few places higher in the table. I'd take Ings over Wilson though any day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul514 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 hour ago, ferguson1 said: To be honest I wish we’d gotten Callum Wilson over the line in the summer. Imagine Wilson and Watkins in the squad and changing off the bench. He didn’t want to come here to be first choice never mind second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 16 hours ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I wish people would stop harping on about our how much coaching our players still need every time we don’t win a game. So i guess we both have our wishes. well I could see issues to work on, tonight and we won....so we don't have to lose, to spot work to do. but great results against a very difficult team.....I never expected a win, so I am delighted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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