Robtaylor200 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Lad phones work I cant come in this morning I am sick How sick are you ? I'm in bed with my mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Troglodyte Posted August 4, 2020 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2020 A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop. They gave me another one free of charge. 5 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I went to a funeral the other day of my old mate. His Mrs was clearly distressed, so I leaned over and asked 'Could I say a word?' She agreed, so I stood up, cleared my throat and said 'Plethora'. As I sat back down, she turned to me and said 'Thanks, that means a lot'. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 4, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, StefanAVFC said: I went to a funeral the other day of my old mate. His Mrs was clearly distressed, so I leaned over and asked 'Could I say a word?' She agreed, so I stood up, cleared my throat and said 'Plethora'. As I sat back down, she turned to me and said 'Thanks, that means a lot'. Ummmm... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Who is going to tell him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Genie said: Who is going to tell him? Reposting a joke that's become a meme, as a joke, in a joke thread. I am too meta for you fools 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Sssshh, he's doing a bit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Just now, StefanAVFC said: Reposting a joke that's become a meme, as a joke, in a joke thread. I am too meta for you fools It didn’t work I’m afraid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, ChrisVillan said: Sssshh, he's doing a bit. A bit of what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: A bit of what? (Part of a stand-up routine.) (If you already know that and you're still doing a bit, I now look like a tit.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChrisVillan said: I now look like a tit. Success! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Blocked. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: Lad phones work I cant come in this morning I am sick How sick are you ? I'm in bed with my mom You fluffed the setup there. It's a joke as old as time, but the setup is "I'm sick in bed" and the punchline is the reveal about incest. Your next comedy class will be tomorrow at 3pm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 3 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Reposting a joke that's become a meme, as a joke, in a joke thread. I am too meta for you fools Would have been better without the punchline. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 How do you find Will Smith in the snow? The fresh prints. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 6 hours ago, 8pints said: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? The fresh prints. Have you received a delivery from MuscleFood recently? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 26 minutes ago, troon_villan said: Have you received a delivery from MuscleFood recently? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 5, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 04/08/2020 at 09:55, StefanAVFC said: I went to a funeral the other day of my old mate. His Mrs was clearly distressed, so I leaned over and asked 'Could I say a word?' She agreed, so I stood up, cleared my throat and said 'Plethora'. As I sat back down, she turned to me and said 'Thanks, that means a lot'. That was the peak of this thread. Not your post, that run of plethora jokes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 5, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) Boy: Dad, how come my sister's name is Teresa? Dad: Because Teresa is an anagram of Easter, and your mother absolutely loves Easter Boy: Thanks, Dad. Dad: No problem, Alan. Edited August 5, 2020 by Stevo985 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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