Vive_La_Villa Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 I get happy when I see this thread bumped up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted July 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 10, 2020 19 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I get happy when I see this thread bumped up. Shit joke 0/10 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 10, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Xela said: Shit joke 0/10 Didn't need the punchline. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Troglodyte Posted July 11, 2020 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 11, 2020 My next door neighbour is an inconsiderate arsehole. He knocked on my door at 3AM last night! 3AM!! Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 13, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 13, 2020 I normally hate flying ant day but it’s good to see a planned event actually going ahead in 2020. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 A dumb blond was driving along the freeway,when she saw a sign "clean restrooms next 10 miles" By the time she had driven 10 miles she had cleaned 128 restrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 13, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 13, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Withnail Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Robtaylor200 Posted July 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2020 Cant wait to see that new film about a big lorry. I've only seen the trailer 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 On 11/07/2020 at 09:31, Troglodyte said: My next door neighbour is an inconsiderate arsehole. He knocked on my door at 3AM last night! 3AM!! Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. Nicking that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted July 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Xela said: trash can + defender image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 1 minute ago, il_serpente said: trash can + defender image Can't win them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Oh no I just deleted all the atoms. No matter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 30, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 30, 2020 Q: What's the difference between COVID19 and Romeo and Juliet? A: One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? Do you ring up and say you can’t cum? Edited July 31, 2020 by Genie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 30, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Genie said: How do you cancel an appointment at the speed bank? Do you ring up and say you can’t cum? Autocorrect ruins another joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 8 hours ago, mjmooney said: Autocorrect ruins another joke. Just spotted that, ducking annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted July 31, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2020 8 hours ago, mjmooney said: Autocorrect ruins another joke. Bloody autocorrect, I'm sick and tired of it's shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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