Brumerican Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Is it not 'wears' then? It's more of a verbal joke than a written one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Is it not 'wears' then? It's more of a verbal joke than a written one. Yes, I know the joke, I understand the joke. But then someone commented re spelling after I explained it. SO was that comment referring to me spelling it 'wears' or not? Do try and keep up..... :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morkery Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Ginger ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 A classic example of why spelling matters. Lost on these boards them Mike! :winkold: then :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Ginger ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 one that was doing the rounds on the coach yesterday.... Carlos Tevez wasn't happy that his new baby didn't look like him. His wife said " Patience...i haven't boiled the kettle yet " sorry but i pissed myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Heres a good one... Phil Dowd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 1, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2010 "When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn" (Mark Twain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 one that was doing the rounds on the coach yesterday.... Carlos Tevez wasn't happy that his new baby didn't look like him. His wife said " Patience...i haven't boiled the kettle yet " sorry but i pissed myself Very good! Anyway here's mine: My mate's a plastic surgeon, he works all the hours god sends at the hospital treating people with burns. He's a grafter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 1, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2010 Did you hear about the Irish plastic surgeon? Sat in front of the fire, and melted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Quite possibly the lamest jokes are on this page, out of the entire 217. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I still don't get the lesbian one tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I still don't get the lesbian one tbh. Nor do i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I still don't get the lesbian one tbh.One says "where's the soap" but the other hears it as "wears the soap" and says "yes, it does". Now think what she could be doing with the soap that would wear it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Hahaha I got it now, page 217 of the jokes thread gets a point back in its favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Perverts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 2, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2010 It's like "Horses for courses". They do, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Another one sent to me by an occasional VT visitor but haven't seen it on here, as he said when he sent it, it's a serious groan inducer: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night. Sherlock goes to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Quickly he turns Watson over and smears it round his arsehole. "Sherlock, what the hell are you doing?!" cried Watson. Sherlock smiles and replied "It's lemon entry my dear Watson". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Recent studies show the most liked and support football team among housewives is Arsenal. This is because they are on top for most of the time, but then come second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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