Wainy316 Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Slapped first though of course. Girls are allowed to fondle men as much as they want though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted March 16, 2010 Duno, but that's quite funny even if you've got it wrong Another good one: "I bet you a quid I can move your tits without touching them" Then proceed to fondle her breasts to your heart's delight, say "oh well" and hand her a quid. While in Hamburg we got a bird (with great jugs) to try and touch her elbows behind her back. I can't believe some women still don't know that trick She took it well though when it dawned on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 16, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 16, 2010 Duno, but that's quite funny even if you've got it wrong Another good one: "I bet you a quid I can move your tits without touching them" Then proceed to fondle her breasts to your heart's delight, say "oh well" and hand her a quid.I've seen one of my mates do that one. Fortunately the lady concerned already had a reputation for getting her bangers out after a few beers, so it didn't really bother her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 17, 2010 Moderator Share Posted March 17, 2010 An Irishman walks out of a bar before closing time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaywasawesome Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 One day a priest, on his way back home, he notices a little boy at the side with a box of kittens. The priest leans over and takes a look. "Those are some of prettiest kittens I've seen." The boy replies: " Yes, they're Christian kittens." The Priest thinks oh, that's adorable and walks on home. About a week later, he's walking down the same street with a friend and he sees the boy with the kittens again. Remembering the kid's description of the kittens he says to his friend: "Go ask the kid about them kittens, he's got the cutest answer you've ever heard." So the friend walks over and says: "Well, those are really cute kittens." The boy answers: "Yes, they're Atheist kittens." The priest overhears this and says: "Wait a minute, last week you told me they were Christian kittens." And then the boy answers: "Yeah, but now their eyes are open." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 Alpaywasawesome wins the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Mooney will love that gag :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila Chris Moyles much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 Mooney will love that gag :nod:Well I agree with the sentiment, but as jokes go it's not particularly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila Chris Moyles much? What were the two Mexican firefighting brothers names? Hose A and Hose B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 200 sheets per roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila Chris Moyles much? What were the two Mexican firefighting brothers names? Hose A and Hose B. Indeed I listened to Moyles when they had joke after joke about mexicans. 2 mexicans playing basketball? Juan 'n' Juan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 What's this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 What's this? mexican in a canoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 What's this? mexican in a canoe No. A Mexican on a bike. What's this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 What's this? mexican in a canoe No. A Mexican on a bike. What's this? 4 mexicans playing sticky biscuit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 What's this? mexican in a canoe No. A Mexican on a bike. What's this? 4 mexicans playing sticky biscuit? Well originally it was four Mexicans pissing in a bucket, but I'll accept your answer. Somebody else can do some now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2010 Aw man, my dad used to show me those "mexican" pictures when i were a wee lad. Although he definitely didn't give the sticky biscuit answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Mexican pun time.... Selma Hayek is Mexican isn't she ?....well she ' cancun ' and suck my Nodger any time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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