villahero Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I was driving around the other day and started to feel really horny so i pulled into this well known 'dogging ' spot and joined in the action...i had a **** great time...but i think i've failed my driving test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I've just been banned from a muslim clothes shop !!!!....i only asked for a **** bomber jacket !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 scoring a goal via a big deflection is like shagging a girl in a wheelchair...your not proud of it but it still counts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Hahahahha all those are very funny villahero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I'm popping out to my mates later but i won't be stopping.... because i'm driving a Toyota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villanmike Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 What do you call a porstitute with white eyes...? FULL. What's one of the worst things you can do to the misses during sex...? PHONE HER UP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the wrong 'un'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked "Where are you taking me for Valentines Day?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. The salesman say, "Hello, son. Is your mum or dad home?" The little boy responds, "What the **** do you think?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. The salesman say, "Hello, son. Is your mum or dad home?" The little boy responds, "What the **** do you think?" Rob, doesn't that merit the award of a pic of a solid defender in a refuse receptacle three or four times just on your own account, never mind the times other people have posted it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 It's shite 'n' all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 You miserable bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Says the bastard posting solid defender's in a refuse receptacle's left, right and centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I blame early onset alzheimers (and the fact you are all words removed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I think you may have written the 'up the wrong one' yourself, but I like the second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted February 12, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 12, 2010 A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. The salesman say, "Hello, son. Is your mum or dad home?" The little boy responds, "What the **** do you think?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. The salesman say, "Hello, son. Is your mum or dad home?" The little boy responds, "What the **** do you think?" :shock: :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. The salesman say, "Hello, son. Is your mum or dad home?" The little boy responds, "What the **** do you think?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usvilla Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ive booked a table for me & the wife for valentines , now i need to borrow an extra cue & some chalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Funny bastards on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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