BOF Posted February 22, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2010 You must really like that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaywasawesome Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Don't get the Nutella and Jam one ... What are they supposed to represent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 22, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2010 Don't get the Nutella and Jam one ... What are they supposed to represent? Rly? He went in the front once (on the blob) then threw it in the back the next 2 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Right 'un and wrong 'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaywasawesome Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Ahhhh ... Nutella is considered the wrong one. I get it now. Time for a classic: 2 parrots rest on a perch. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell fish?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaywasawesome Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Consumed with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cizzler Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 How do you circumcise a SHA fan? Kick his sister in the chin. You can't circumcise a SHA fan! They're complete dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 2 parrots rest on a perch. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell fish?" I have never got this joke at all. Am I being dense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usvilla Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 what are they resting on ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 2 parrots rest on a perch. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell fish?" I have never got this joke at all. Am I being dense? yes perch is a freshwater fish and if you ever watched Tweetie pie that item that he rests on in his cage is also called a perch ... :-) it's kinda on a parr with the 2 lesbians in the bath one says where's the soap the other one replies yes it does ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 2 parrots rest on a perch. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell fish?" I have never got this joke at all. Am I being dense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 it's kinda on a parr with the 2 lesbians in the bath one says where's the soap the other one replies yes it does ... I first heardthat when I was 9. I am 41, and I only just got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 22, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2010 where's the soap the other one replies yes it does ... Wahey, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 2 lesbians in the bath one says where's the soap the other one replies yes it does... I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 i don't know types of fish at all. So just ignorant, not slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 2 lesbians in the bath one says where's the soap the other one replies yes it does... I don't get it. Where (wears). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 23, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted February 23, 2010 A classic example of why spelling matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 A classic example of why spelling matters. Lost on these boards them Mike! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Is it not 'wears' then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 23, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 23, 2010 I refuse to explain another joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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