Gingerlad Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Ed Zachary is a very old joke!!! Very good though. Love that one too BOF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 A woman with a clipboard just knocked at my door and asked me if we would have an African child for Christmas. We normally have a turkey but, **** it, I'll try anything once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Tampax has announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardCanning Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Tampax have announced they will be Tiger Woods new sponsor A spokesman said "This is what Tampax is all about, supporting a word removed going through a bad period" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew_villa Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 What happens when you give a politician viagra? He gets taller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 26, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 26, 2009 A blind man walks into a department store being led by his guide dog. The manager of the store spots him immediately as they normally don't allow dogs, but he decides to permit it due to the man's blindness. The Blind man reaches the middle of the store, picks up his dog and starts swinging it over his head, round and round by its collar. The manager thinks this to be very strange so approaches the blind man. "Is everything ok sir?" asks the manager "Yes thanks" replies the blind man. "I'm just having a look around" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villasam82 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 i dk if its been done First day of Sixth Form and I don't think my science teacher is too fond of me. When she walked in to the classroom and looked around at the few empty seats and said "Who's missing?", shouting maddie probably wasn't the best idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby87thminhero Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Whats the difference between a dwarf with no arms and liverpool? The dwarf has more chance of lifting a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I bet Emmanuel Adebayor didn't run the length of a pitch to celebrate in front of the Gunners this time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I for one won't be watching the Africans Cup Of Nations. 327 shots and only three on target... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I bet Emmanuel Adebayor didn't run the length of a pitch to celebrate in front of the Gunners this time... I think I've had that texted to me four times today. More than any joke I've ever received I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 The African cup of nations is the only football competition in which the tournament starts with a shootout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I bet Emmanuel Adebayor didn't run the length of a pitch to celebrate in front of the Gunners this time... I think I've had that texted to me four times today. More than any joke I've ever received I reckon. Yeah, I got it during the Scum Heath game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 The whole thing with Togo has shown why I am beginning to turn against football. Here are these well paid athletes, diving to the floor at every opportunity, then to make it worse they travel all that way and just park the bus. Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 the african nations is bound to be rubbish, started with 347 shots and only 3 on target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 This page is full of new and exciting jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 the african nations is bound to be rubbish, started with 347 shots and only 3 on target Apparently, Emile Heskey has been spotted in the area.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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