The Hung Like a Donkey General Election December 2019 Thread

[Dodgyknees]

1 hour ago, Xela said:

 

 

[bickster]

Well this is a turn I didn't expect

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The Green Party have announced they will stand aside and encourage voters to back the Labour Party candidate in the ultra-marginal constituency of Calder Valley for the upcoming General Election on Thursday December 12th.

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It goes without saying... more of this kind of thing

[HanoiVillan]

I see that voracious MP-accepters the Lib Dems have accepted Antoinette Sandbach as their latest MP. Which is funny, because as the 'revoke Brexit' party, you wouldn't have thought they would find much in common with an MP who voted for the Withdrawal Agreement just last week. 

[lapal_fan]

16 hours ago, AshVilla said:

I'll be voting conservative because I'm filthy rich and don't care about the common folk.

It's also important that we get brexit done.

Mate, you live in Quinton, you ain't rich  

On another note, there's a dumbass manc I play video games with sometimes, he's 40 and works at Iceland as a cold store manager or summat.  He thinks I'm a leftie snowflake and will either be voting for Farage or Johnson because Corbyn is a "Marxist word removed" and he hates labour because his sister was in the military and went to Iraq and the soldiers were under-equipped. 

another is a scouser who thinks as a white man he's oppressed because he can't say anything "unPC" anymore, he'll vote farage because Brexit will stop the Poles coming in because immigrants get off the boat and are better looked after than some of our indiginous people.

Another from Leicester who will probably vote Farage because he wants Brexit to be done with. 

These people are in their late 30s/early 40s, are all single (2 divorced, I wonder why..).  

 

[bickster]

3 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

another is a scouser who thinks as a white man he's oppressed because he can't say anything "unPC" anymore, he'll vote farage because Brexit will stop the Poles coming in because immigrants get off the boat and are better looked after than some of our indiginous people.

Let him, there's only one party going to win any seat on Merseyside, with the exception of Southport, where the kiddy fiddlers could vote any one of three ways. (Tory incumbent, Former LibDem Seat, Labour very close second)

[lapal_fan]

1 minute ago, bickster said:

Let him, there's only one party going to win any seat on Merseyside, with the exception of Southport, where the kiddy fiddlers could vote any one of three ways. (Tory incumbent, Former LibDem Seat, Labour very close second)

I'm not sure exactly where he lives, but he does say he's not a scouser, but he's from the Liverpool-ish area with a strong accent. 

[bickster]

Just now, lapal_fan said:

I'm not sure exactly where he lives, but he does say he's not a scouser, but he's from the Liverpool-ish area with a strong accent. 

Probably Birken-Vasey then. A town where someone is employed to wank dogs

[Amsterdam_Neil_D]

What problem is this solving anyway,  are they too worried about getting caught at home ? 

Isn't that a petrol station ?

The waiting chairs outside 

 

[tonyh29]

23 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

another is a scouser 

 

 

15 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

I'm not sure exactly where he lives, but he does say he's not a scouser, but he's from the Liverpool-ish area with a strong accent. 

So he’s not a scouser  but he is a scouser 

thanks for clearing that up

 

[Sam-AVFC]

5 minutes ago, bickster said:

Probably Birken-Vasey then. A town where someone is employed to wank dogs

Not sure why they removed the old petrol pumps. It seems like the perfect insemination solution.

Probably some PC snowflake complaining it’s ‘inhumane’ to keep a tank of thousands of gallons of dog spunk to pump them full of by the litre.

[blandy]

39 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I see that voracious MP-accepters the Lib Dems have accepted Antoinette Sandbach as their latest MP. Which is funny, because as the 'revoke Brexit' party, you wouldn't have thought they would find much in common with an MP who voted for the Withdrawal Agreement just last week. 

There's a massive amount of cynicism and of self -preservation and manouevring going on across Lib Dems, Tories, Labour, SNP... it's depressing, but not unexpected. In every case, it's possible to see why they did what they did, to see the fig-leaf of an excuse, but it's also really easy to see the personal gain/preservation aspect and the party first aspect.

For the Lib Dem party, they get some impetus from yet another MP that was in another party joining them, they get a candidate who is "known" in her consituency and obviously won it last time. For the MP she gets the chance to keep a highly paid job after having been thrown out of the tories for being anti Johnson's no deal stupidity.

[Amsterdam_Neil_D]

8 minutes ago, bickster said:

A town where someone is employed to wank dogs

Its not the Croxteth Growler is it in the Range Rover,  inconspicuous.

 

[tomav84]

i'm leaning lib dem purely due to my views on remaining in the EU...still couldn't trust them as far as i can throw them though. nevertheless, in my area, they'd vote for a donkey if it had a blue ribbon on it...really no point in voting really but still gotta

just pleased that i've moved house since last election so i'm no longer part of chris-upskirting, genital mutilating-chope's constitution anymore

[StefanAVFC]

16 hours ago, AshVilla said:

I'll be voting conservative because I'm filthy rich and don't care about the common folk.

It's also important that we get brexit done.

If the Conservatives had voted for the Brexit deal, then we'd be gone by now.

[tonyh29]

Think Hammond is still out the Tory party and standing as an independent,  so my area could be semi interesting for once ... will people stay loyal to him or his ex party ? 
even splitting the vote I think it’s unlikely Labour could win here  but you never know , even Surrey has its share of dumb voters 

[StefanAVFC]

good news

13 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

 even Surrey has its share of dumb voters 

The majority are based on recent results

[markavfc40]

20 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

even Surrey has its share of dumb voters 

They must be thick as pig shit round that way in fairness as the Surrey list of MP's includes Grayling, Gove, Hunt, Rabb, Kwarteng and Blunt.

Edited November 1, 2019 by markavfc40

[bickster]

2 minutes ago, markavfc40 said:

Grayling, Gove, Hunt, Rabb, Kwarteng and Blunt.

One bad firm of solicitors

[snowychap]

Farage has just likened Johnson to a second-hand car salesman. That's some front.

Edited November 1, 2019 by snowychap

[bickster]

Just now, snowychap said:

Farage has just likeneed Johnson to a second-hand car salesman. That's some front.

Second-hand car salesman is still a step up from the second-hand toilet roll salesman that Farage is