villa4europe Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 does anyone know whats happening to swordfish records in town? just seen that the building is building refurbed and sold as offices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 does anyone know whats happening to swordfish records in town? just seen that the building is building refurbed and sold as offices I would guess it's closing down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 thats why im asking! if they are closing down is he flogging the stock on the cheap or is he moving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 greased up Twister? Her Majesty doesn't run, Twister she not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 (edited) I don't know why, but I would slip Sarah millican one Edited January 5, 2013 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 got a thing for amy adams the last while ......urgin for a splurgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I don't know why, but I would slip Sarah millican one Yeah, I can see it. Partly because I'm sure I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Good heavens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Clueless is on Channel 5. Shit film for girls, but I couldn't even start to count how many times I belted one out over Stacey Dash when I was 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Just hung this up in my flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I was asked earlier about my first sherman tank. At first I was alarmed, but I answered anyway, and answered so; At a sleepover during those innocent years that preceded full-on teenhood, a chubby school mate informed me and another about the joys of stroking one's salami. I was concerned to say the least, as sex of all kinds remained a mystery having been educated in the catholic school system (steady). This talk occured around 1am, back in the days when certain shows would come on late night on channel 4. I was afraid said chubster would bash one out there and then, as a sort of demonstration like, but we were spared this childhood trauma and instead let our minds wander as some lesbians got busy on the television screen. We eventually nodded off and I went home the next day with all sorts of questions that needed answering. A few days later I had the Matrix on VHS (I miss those...) and watched it. I enjoyed the action, the slo-mo, and the music. The plot more or less passed me by as philosophical musings don't strike the young mind quite as much as Trinity in her rather interesting choice of clothes. Chubster's words ran through my mind then, as Trinity moved around in all sorts of shapes in her skin-tight clothes and, spurred on by such a sight, I decided to give it a go. I paused the screen and while the screen flickered and shuddered as VHS was wont to do, I tentatively got on with it but before long it became a furious race to the finish and of course, in the end, it was short but wholly satisfying work. Incidentally I blame said event for my almost unwavering fixation for pale, dark haired types. So, between friends, care to share one's first foray into manhood? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 It was during one of the sex scenes in Kentucky fried movie. I was 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I often used to lie in bed and have a fiddle, didn't know what I was doing but knew it felt amazing, first time I full on bashed it though I was lying in bed and thinking about a girl from school...still remember her name as well lol, shit myself when I erupted I didn't have a clue what was going on. I must have been about 11 or 12 as well cuz I was in year 7 at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 7, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2013 My first Tommy Tank was after watching Lindsey Dawn Mackenzie on Birmingham Live. "The Sex Show" that was on at 10:30. Pretty sure she just flashed her tits for like a second, but when you're 13 or 14 or whatever, that's a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 My first Tommy Tank was after watching Lindsey Dawn Mackenzie on Birmingham Live. "The Sex Show" that was on at 10:30. Pretty sure she just flashed her tits for like a second, but when you're 13 or 14 or whatever, that's a big deal. If you're me, that is still a pretty big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Raid on home of Twitter user suspected of spreading Chávez health rumours Venezuelan intelligence officers have raided the home of a Twitter user suspected of spreading destabilising rumours about the health of Hugo Chávez ahead of an inauguration that the ailing president looks increasingly unlikely to attend. The alleged microblogger, Federico Medina Ravell is the cousin of a prominent opposition figure, prompting concerns that a long-simmering "information war" could be escalating as the government and its opponents try to fill the vacuum left by a leader who has not been seen or heard in public since he flew to Cuba for emergency cancer surgery a month ago. The team of Sebin (Bolivarian National Intelligence Service) officers confiscated several computers from Medina's home in Valencia on Sunday night, according to domestic newspapers. Medina is the cousin of Alberto Federico Ravell, a well-known opposition journalist and co-founder of Globovision, a major news broadcaster and staunch critic of the Chávez government. Medina, who was not at home, is accused of instigating terrorism through social networking sites. He is said to be behind the @LucioQuincioC Twitter account, which has claimed that Chávez will not return from Havana. ...more on link Not good at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I've got horrible bags starting to appear under my eyes and I've no idea how to get rid of them. Yes, sleep more is a start and I'm working on that, but a cream to aid the healing process would be nice too. I'm not sure I really trust most of the shite you see on the shelves though, are bags not a build up of fluid? How on earth is a cream going to get rid of that? It's starting to bug me to the point I'm considering some kind of cosmetic surgery. The missus could do it I'm sure, if there's anything that can be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I've got horrible bags starting to appear under my eyes and I've no idea how to get rid of them. Yes, sleep more is a start and I'm working on that, but a cream to aid the healing process would be nice too. I'm not sure I really trust most of the shite you see on the shelves though, are bags not a build up of fluid? How on earth is a cream going to get rid of that? It's starting to bug me to the point I'm considering some kind of cosmetic surgery. The missus could do it I'm sure, if there's anything that can be done. 1. Could be due to potentially having high Cholesterol levels. 2. If it's bothering you that much, the best cure is to find some way to stop it from bothering you. Trying to make yourself look perfect will be an endless persuit that'll only end in misery and obsession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2013 Face cream? Cosmetic surgery? Man up, FFS! A lived-in face is a badge of honour for a bloke! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 8, 2013 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2013 Don't do it dont_do_it_doug ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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