GarethRDR Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 DDID; there's metrosexual, then there's just being a massive ponce. Have a word with yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2013 I often used to lie in bed and have a fiddle, didn't know what I was doing but knew it felt amazing, first time I full on bashed it though I was lying in bed and thinking about a girl from school...still remember her name as well lol, shit myself when I erupted I didn't have a clue what was going on. I must have been about 11 or 12 as well cuz I was in year 7 at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I often used to lie in bed and have a fiddle, didn't know what I was doing but knew it felt amazing, first time I full on bashed it though I was lying in bed and thinking about a girl from school...still remember her name as well lol, shit myself when I erupted I didn't have a clue what was going on. I must have been about 11 or 12 as well cuz I was in year 7 at school I was 16 when I fiddled for the first time. True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I've got horrible bags starting to appear under my eyes and I've no idea how to get rid of them. Yes, sleep more is a start and I'm working on that, but a cream to aid the healing process would be nice too. I'm not sure I really trust most of the shite you see on the shelves though, are bags not a build up of fluid? How on earth is a cream going to get rid of that? It's starting to bug me to the point I'm considering some kind of cosmetic surgery. The missus could do it I'm sure, if there's anything that can be done. so, to sum things up, you've entered a footy based mostly male internet forum and asked for advice on a facial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) Our American friends come here for free medical advice. Pre-op consultations, no problem. Edited January 9, 2013 by Xann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 A man should embrace all the crags and scars and wrinkles and dark circles he gets...let the women worry about "Staying young forever".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 9, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2013 DDID, get more sleep. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2013 A man should embrace all the crags and scars and wrinkles and dark circles he gets...let the women worry about "Staying young forever".... Damn straight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Great, a "Public Health Emergency" has been declared in Boston, in response to 18 flu deaths in the state... Glad I got my vaccination, suck it, flu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Damn straight. Not too many men can wear a bow tie and actually look cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Andrew Marr in hospital after having a stroke (not the type of stroke mentioned don the past few pages ) ... 53 , quite young for such a thing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I traded leather jackets with this Romanian guy at work. Now I smell like cigarettes and bad cologne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Right, cheers for the help fellas. Next time someone comments on how knackered I look despite being bright and alert I'll tell them villa talk told me to stop being a ponce about it and they should too. Easy (winky thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnkarl Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Right, cheers for the help fellas. Next time someone comments on how knackered I look despite being bright and alert I'll tell them villa talk told me to stop being a ponce about it and they should too. Easy (winky thing) The misses seem to mean that it's all about having the gray hair to go with the wrinkles - a la Clooney. Embrace the years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 The misses seem to mean that it's all about having the gray hair to go with the wrinkles - a la Clooney. Embrace the years! I'm cool with the wrinkles. I like looking a bit more distinguished. It's the **** bags. My face is my face though, I don't want to enhance it as such. Just not happy with looking like a zombie. Maybe talking to a doctor rather than you rabble is a better idea. I should have learned from the Mika incident that sharing all your thoughts with VT is not always a good idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I'm cool with the wrinkles. I like looking a bit more distinguished. It's the **** bags. My face is my face though, I don't want to enhance it as such. Just not happy with looking like a zombie. Maybe talking to a doctor rather than you rabble is a better idea. I should have learned from the Mika incident that sharing all your thoughts with VT is not always a good idea! Not feeling 'Golden' at the moment then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I'm in no fit state to pull Grace Kelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I'm cool with the wrinkles. I like looking a bit more distinguished. It's the **** bags. My face is my face though, I don't want to enhance it as such. Just not happy with looking like a zombie. Maybe talking to a doctor rather than you rabble is a better idea. I should have learned from the Mika incident that sharing all your thoughts with VT is not always a good idea! Look at your very own avatar, those wrinkles and bags look badass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just found out one if my friends has been in a coma for the last 8 days !! Last time I spoke to him he was going into hospital for something routine , no idea what happened yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just found out one if my friends has been in a coma for the last 8 days !! Last time I spoke to him he was going into hospital for something routine , no idea what happened yet Damn, I hope he's ok, Tony. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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