bickster Posted July 5, 2021 Moderator Share Posted July 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Where was your money stashed then? The missus account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, bickster said: The missus account Brave man True story here, I know a bloke who doesn’t trust banks and buries his money in the back garden. Well he used to about 12-13 years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 2 hours ago, mottaloo said: Attempting to sign the back of a credit/debit card, wirh only a very narrow strip to do it in ! I don't think i've signed the back of a card in about ten years Even in places i've had to sign (abroad), they've never checked it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Davkaus said: In a meeting with 11 people, with 2 people talking and 9 people staying as silent as possible unless specifically addressed so that they don't accidentally claim any actions Or you could do what I did last week - be on a zoom with about 50 people and not check it was on mute before making random clucking, honking and quacking noises while checking my emails. I think I got away with it though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 5, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Brave man True story here, I know a bloke who doesn’t trust banks and buries his money in the back garden. Well he used to about 12-13 years ago. Do you have his address? Asking for a friend. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 26 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Where was your money stashed then? In the album sleeves of his Beatles vinyl. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 The Tammy Abraham thread. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted July 5, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2021 Just now, StanBalaban said: The Tammy Abraham thread. The original thread was quite good. Maybe if Villa do buy him we can just carry that one on as if he’d never been away and disregard the new thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 36 minutes ago, StanBalaban said: The Tammy Abraham thread. Its grown about 30 pages since I last went in. Nothing useful I imagine? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Xela said: Its grown about 30 pages since I last went in. Nothing useful I imagine? An endless loop of circular arguments and GIFs that would make MC Escher blush. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 5, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2021 3 hours ago, mottaloo said: Attempting to sign the back of a credit/debit card, wirh only a very narrow strip to do it in ! On the slippiest surface that man can create. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 5, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Brave man True story here, I know a bloke who doesn’t trust banks and buries his money in the back garden. Well he used to about 12-13 years ago. My wife's Uncle was a farmer who sold a load of fields off for development and made tons of money. Buried it all in biscuit tins around his land. All got ruined, wife's family were given a couple of tins by him and it was all one congealed lump totally ruined. Still kept it out of the hands of those dirty bankers though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 5, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2021 3 hours ago, mjmooney said: This. My signature has some up-and-down flourishes, which don't fit well on a horizontal strip. Add to that the inevitable 'performance anxiety' not to make a mess of it, and I inevitably make a mess of it. It ends up looking nothing like my actual signature. Fortunately, contactless payment makes it far less important these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, sidcow said: My wife's Uncle was a farmer who sold a load of fields off for development and made tons of money. Buried it all in biscuit tins around his land. All got ruined, wife's family were given a couple of tins by him and it was all one congealed lump totally ruined. Still kept it out of the hands of those dirty bankers though. Yeah that really showed the fat-cat bankers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, sidcow said: My wife's Uncle was a farmer who sold a load of fields off for development and made tons of money. Buried it all in biscuit tins around his land. All got ruined, wife's family were given a couple of tins by him and it was all one congealed lump totally ruined. Still kept it out of the hands of those dirty bankers though. They make a killing selling their fields to the big builders. What a waste, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Protein weetabix. Omg what am I eating right now. It tastes like ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted July 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Protein weetabix. Omg what am I eating right now. It tastes like ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Protein weetabix. Omg what am I eating right now. It tastes like ass. Went to get some Weetabix in Morrisons a few weeks ago, and had a choice of: Protein Weetabix, Organic Weetabix, Chocolate Weetabix, Raspberry Weetabix, Banana Weetabix and Bitesize Weetabix. Regular, common-or-garden Weetabix? Nope, not to be had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Went to get some Weetabix in Morrisons a few weeks ago, and had a choice of: Protein Weetabix, Organic Weetabix, Chocolate Weetabix, Raspberry Weetabix, Banana Weetabix and Bitesize Weetabix. Regular, common-or-garden Weetabix? Nope, not to be had. They probably wanted you to buy their own brand wheat-bisks or wheatobix or whatever they ripped off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Protein weetabix. Omg what am I eating right now. It tastes like ass. Amazing how they've managed to make it taste exactly the same as normal weetabix then. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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