mottaloo Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Xela said: I'm ok as I long as I'm aware its going to happen. Unlike a lady I had a one night stand with a few years back and she just decided to stick her finger in dry with no warning. I yelped like a puppy that had been trodden on. Yeah....sure you yelped Edited July 5, 2017 by mottaloo Spelling mistakes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted July 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Had several things up mine, but if I'm honest I'm not overly keen. Most painful was my wife's rather large sex toy which made me sore for a couple of days. Most weird thing is probably a cucumber or my cousins high heel(it's not how it sounds) 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 I like the heat, but it was 34 on the roof today. Humping tiles in that heat is no fun, although the site we are on are quite lenient with health and safety. Shorts and boots, that's all I had on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 5, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2017 10 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I like the heat, but it was 34 on the roof today. Humping tiles in that heat is no fun, although the site we are on are quite lenient with health and safety. Shorts and boots, that's all I had on. Cold and wet in Yorkshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Cold and wet in Yorkshire. The joys of living oop north. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 8 hours ago, bickster said: Pure Scouse I heard it from a non scouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted July 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Had several things up mine, but if I'm honest I'm not overly keen. Most painful was my wife's rather large sex toy which made me sore for a couple of days. Most weird thing is probably a cucumber or my cousins high heel(it's not how it sounds) saying that there was a video made of me and my mate messing about. I'd just got with my missus and we were getting high and having a laugh in her kitchen. He had a pair of surgical gloves on and he put his finger up there no joke. The video got deleted quickly. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 5, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2017 4 hours ago, wazzap24 said: Birmingham Airport. Brum's answer to Mos Eisley, aka a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Security queues Baggage handling Border control I've noticed recently that if you queue for fast track security they very rarely check. Just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 5, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Humping tiles in that heat is no fun Have you thought of carrying them instead of shagging them? Mind you from earlier revelations it's probably more of a surprise they weren't humping you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, sidcow said: Have you thought of carrying them instead of shagging them? Mind you from earlier revelations it's probably more of a surprise they weren't humping you! I'm the chief tile humper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I worked with a Brummie once, a Nose. In Boston/Providence, we say "kid", like "What's up, kid?", meant to be friendly. The Nose said "Don't call me that." Miserable guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 It does annoy me when people get a bee in their bonnet over people just trying to be friendly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I will raise an eyebrow at chief, fella, bab, mate, gadgey, cocker, or anything below sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 That an art gallery / museum has been voted Museum of the year ... Evidence as to why this award is bollocks attached below yeah I know I'm a heathen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) ^Henry Moore? Edited July 6, 2017 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, snowychap said: Henry Moore? At a guess, Barbara Hepworth. If it's the Hepworth Gallery in Wakefield, then good, it's excellent. As is the nearby Yorkshire Sculpture Park. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted July 6, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) 23 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: That an art gallery / museum has been voted Museum of the year ... Evidence as to why this award is bollocks attached below yeah I know I'm a heathen "When I look at the magical works in front of me I am overwhelmed with grief and sadness. The way the curves and spaces in between seem to flow so naturally perhaps suggest that the scattered and separated individuals actually were once a unified whole. I and others around me really feel that the creator, expertly crafted, analysed and perfectly captured the true deep, philosophical and outright heartbreaking nature and essence of a broken curly wurly". Edited July 6, 2017 by Ingram85 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, snowychap said: ^Henry Moore? 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: At a guess, Barbara Hepworth. If it's the Hepworth Gallery in Wakefield, then good, it's excellent. As is the nearby Yorkshire Sculpture Park. bonus point for Mr Mooney I'm sure the museum is great , it's just pieces of rocks with holes in them .. No , just no ... but then I'll happily spend hours looking at Egyptian stuff that someone else probably finds dull tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: "When I look at the magical works in front of me I am overwhelmed with grief and sadness. The way the curves and spaces in between seem to flow so naturally perhaps suggest that the scattered and separated individuals actually were once a unified whole. I and others around me really feel that the creator, expertly crafted, analysed and perfectly captured the true deep, philosophical and outright heartbreaking nature and essence of a broken curly wurly". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: bonus point for Mr Mooney Fair enough. My stock quiz answer for British sculptors is Henry Moore (and I believe there's some of his stuff at the Hepworth Wakefield). Could you give us a short explanation of how you tell the difference between a Moore and a Hepworth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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