tonyh29 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, Xela said: they'll be on their bike with no protective gear on, no lights and dark clothing, sometimes at night! That is crazy! I used to cycle to the pub when I was younger and then ride home like that whilst pissed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I like a good bike ride myself but I do get pissed off driving on a Sunday (at least before my car got knicked) and there's a peloton of them making it hard to overtake, and also creating a backlog at traffic lights. Also Italian football pisses me off. I'd say it's the worst league for gamesmanship by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I cycle lots. Riding 2+ abreast in traffic is legal, but selfish to the point of insult. 3 hours ago, sidcow said: It's a good job I didn't go off on another rant I had boiling about golfers... Everyone hates golfers. Golfers and non-golfers alike. It's all hate, golf. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 24, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2016 I wish I hadn't found this thread because I am a right grumpy old git and can see myself venting my spleen on here quite a lot. Something just crossed my mind though is people who arrive at the barriers at rail stations and then begin to start looking for their ticket whilst blocking the gate. I mean how much forethought does it need to fish it out as you are on your way to the gate or to move aside when you realise it's not to hand They drive me nuts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I used to cycle to the pub when I was younger and then ride home like that whilst pissed I used to do that from Moseley to the lamp tavern in Highgate. I defied death a few times missing skips by mere millimetres and there was a great hedge in the Salisbury Road which I used to end up in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 11 hours ago, sidcow said: It's a good job I didn't go off on another rant I had boiling about golfers because there are even more of them and they definitely have a sense of humour bypass Sounds like you just can't putt, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Coconut water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 24, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just though of another. Huge global corporations that make themselves look like a small cosey sleepy business not a steaming great cash cow of a juggernaut ripping off their suppliers The dolmio adverts and current Stella Artois adverts are of this ilk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) Spoony posted in the Things That Piss You Off That Shouldn't thread. You won't believe what happened next... Spoony shocked VillaTalk members when he said this... Spoony has revealed that this is the reason he joined VillaTalk. ^^^^^THIS KIND OF CRAP IS DRIVING ME MENTAL AND "HITC" ON NEWSNOW IS THE BIGGEST CULPRIT AND I HOPE ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE SIT ON WOBBLY TABLES WITH ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES Edited April 25, 2016 by Spoony 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 25, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Spoony said: Spoony posted in the Things That Piss You Off That Shouldn't thread. You won't believe what happened next... Spoony shocked VillaTalk members when he said this... Spoony has revealed that this is the reason he joined VillaTalk. ^^^^^THIS KIND OF CRAP IS DRIVING ME MENTAL AND "HITC" ON NEWSNOW IS THE BIGGEST CULPRIT AND I HOPE ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE SIT ON WOBBLY TABLES WITH ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES Sources claim that Spoony said I HOPE ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE SIT ON WOBBLY TABLES WITH ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES Edited April 25, 2016 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Few of my mates turn 50 this year so we've been planning the weekend getaway Moldova and Macedonia were discussed as was Bosnia and Belgrade and then suddenly it's become a choice between bloody Germany or poxy Spain Don't get me wrong Inlike Germany but we did Hamburg last year so it's not really very imaginative and Spain well it's just a bit meh really ... i was looking forward to getting pissed in Transnistria .... Oh best get my sombrero out the loft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) On 25 April 2016 at 23:42, sidcow said: Sources claim that Spoony said I HOPE ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE SIT ON WOBBLY TABLES WITH ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES SIDCOW LOST 7LB IN ONE WEEK BY EATING THIS WEIRD FRUIT Edited April 28, 2016 by Spoony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 25, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2016 24 minutes ago, Spoony said: SIDCOW COST 7LB IN ONE WEEK BY EATING THIS WEIRD FRUIT I dearly love a pasty, a 'ot leaky one; With mayt, turmit and taty, h'onyon and parsley in 'un The crus' be made weth suet, shaped like 'alf a moon; Crinkly h'edges, freshly baked 'e es alway gone too soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 57 minutes ago, Spoony said: Spoony posted in the Things That Piss You Off That Shouldn't thread. You won't believe what happened next... Spoony shocked VillaTalk members when he said this... Spoony has revealed that this is the reason he joined VillaTalk. ^^^^^THIS KIND OF CRAP IS DRIVING ME MENTAL AND "HITC" ON NEWSNOW IS THE BIGGEST CULPRIT AND I HOPE ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE SIT ON WOBBLY TABLES WITH ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES ONE WEIRD TRICK TO PISS OFF SPOONY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Doctors hate him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 What's happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted April 26, 2016 Administrator Share Posted April 26, 2016 8 hours ago, troon_villan said: What's happening? Advert aids 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 On 24/04/2016 at 22:23, sidcow said: Just though of another. Huge global corporations that make themselves look like a small cosey sleepy business not a steaming great cash cow of a juggernaut ripping off their suppliers The dolmio adverts and current Stella Artois adverts are of this ilk yep, totally agree with this There's one at the moment where it's some cider or other, the story is it's just a little farm but before the next batch of cider, stored in a wooden vat in a barn with straw on the floor can be despatched to us, it has to pass the old farmer's taste test. He scoops in a jug and has a glug of golden bubbly cider as quality control. We all know it's made on an industrial estate on the outskirts of some town and stored in 20 metre high stainless steel towers, quality control is by computer analysis and cost consultant purchasing of competitively priced ingredients supplied to a tight specification. But yeah, old farmer Bill's secret recipe. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2016 Our pub quiz setter was at it again last night. "How many wins have Aston Villa managed in 35 games this season?" Oh, how I laughed. At least we won the **** quiz. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: yep, totally agree with this There's one at the moment where it's some cider or other, the story is it's just a little farm but before the next batch of cider, stored in a wooden vat in a barn with straw on the floor can be despatched to us, it has to pass the old farmer's taste test. He scoops in a jug and has a glug of golden bubbly cider as quality control. We all know it's made on an industrial estate on the outskirts of some town and stored in 20 metre high stainless steel towers, quality control is by computer analysis and cost consultant purchasing of competitively priced ingredients supplied to a tight specification. But yeah, old farmer Bill's secret recipe. Can you imagine the public health risks from cider brewed in wooden vats on straw-strewn floors? Make a H&S inspector's eyes bleed, that would. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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