vandaq Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Don't text, it only leads to overthinking. The worst instance of overthinking is kiss counting. Jesus, it's painful to see. What is kiss counting ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 25, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 25, 2013 I assume it's the amount of 'x' at the end of a text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 3 for the missus I assume it's the amount of 'x' at the end of a text. 3 for the missus, 2 for family, 1 for general females, non for blokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 25, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 25, 2013 I never - ever - put an x on the end of a text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted June 25, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2013 I never - ever - put an x on the end of a text. I do but only when I text my mate Felix 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Nobody gets a x at the end of a text from me apart from selected mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I have to stop myself from ending text messages with an X because 90% of the messages I seem to send these days are to Mrs The_Rev so signing off that way is almost automatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I never - ever - put an x on the end of a text. I do but only when I text my mate Felix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Everyone gets a kiss from me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Felix Close. It's this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I think he wanted a picture of a happy cat, not a dull one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Felix Close. It's this one. "Mit Huhn " ... blimey he got dealt with harshly for the speeding ticket fraud offence .... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b23avfc Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Musician Friends that bang on about supporting independent artists and how only the talentless media freaks ever get a chance... and then don't bother spending a measly £4 to buy my album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Floor-to-ceiling windows. Just f**k off, just f**k right off. Sup with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Shopping for groceries, then when I'm home I can't find a damn thing worth eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Floor-to-ceiling windows. Just f**k off, just f**k right off. Sup with that? The problem is that Gareth doesn't have big windows in his house, just really low ceilings. You have to crawl between rooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 His clown like feet are often stared at by passers by with the expectation that he will soon be receiving a custard pie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Another exciting installment of the life and times of The_Rev: Context - I have a kid. He is 23 months old and going through that hugely fun part of childhood where he is learning to talk. His current thing (ie the last two days) is to identify whether you are barefoot, wearing socks or wearing shoes and tell everybody in earshot. Story - Earlier on he seemed delighted when he realised that me and him were both barefoot, while his mum and his sister were both in socks. As he declares barefoot as "FOOT!" I decided that me and him were in Foot Club. I asked the missus what the first rule of Foot Club was, and she didn't know. I asked her what the second rule of Foot Club was and she didn't know that either. Should I have married someone so culturally illiterate, or am I just old? She is 28 by the way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Mr The_Rev You are right, all people in the western world know that anything ending in the word club elicit's the question, what's the first rule of --- club. Your wife may be an alien. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Mr The_Rev You are right, all people in the western world know that anything ending in the word club elicit's the question, what's the first rule of --- club. Your wife may be an alien. Maybe the first rule of Alien club is .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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