mjmooney Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 Or the ones that cycle 2 and 3 abreast. Or the ones that teararse along canal towpaths and don't have bells to warn pedestrians they are coming up behind them. I expect bells are not considered sufficiently macho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 or the ones that think changing in and out of lycra at the start and end of the working day is something to be done on works time yes the rest of you are still working but I am cyclistman, being morally superior I shall disappear into the toilets, don tightfitting clothing and leave 5 minutes earlier than you dirty car drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 Or the ones who scream past you driving through Richmond Park* while you are observing the 20mph limit only for you to get stuck behind them five minutes later as they drive up the middle of the road, struggling up Spankers Hill (I kid you not). (* I appreciate that this particular cyclist issue might have a limited resonance among most vters) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2012 BOF, now that's a misanthrope. I'm not sure if I qualify as one myself, mind. It actually isn't. Misanthropy goes much deeper than being pissed off on any one day. I've composed and deleted two long explanations of my reasoning, but I don't want to get into another inevitable VT argument with people who are never really attempting to discuss it, so I'll leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 People...just people in **** general, had literally the day from **** hell today, people crying to me, people arguing on me, dick head customers, people refusing to work etc etc I just want an easy **** life but people do everything they can to keep me from having one when it comes to work No such thing unfortunately fella. Those who have an easy life are the ones who try not to let things get to them and don't care or worry about things. You make your life hard by giving a shit. Its not a bad thing, it just does you no favours :winkold: You're right about that. I find the more I actually CARE about how I perform at work, the higher I set the bar for myself in the eyes of my employers, and if I don't keep going above and beyond, they think I'm suddenly losing focus....and by taking on extra responsibility, I also get my immediate supervisors thinking I'm out to take their job. It's a lot easier to just say "**** it", and go through the motions. Do what you need to do, put in just the required amount of effort, punch out and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 People...just people in **** general, had literally the day from **** hell today, people crying to me, people arguing on me, dick head customers, people refusing to work etc etc I just want an easy **** life but people do everything they can to keep me from having one when it comes to work No such thing unfortunately fella. Those who have an easy life are the ones who try not to let things get to them and don't care or worry about things. You make your life hard by giving a shit. Its not a bad thing, it just does you no favours :winkold: You're right about that. I find the more I actually CARE about how I perform at work, the higher I set the bar for myself in the eyes of my employers, and if I don't keep going above and beyond, they think I'm suddenly losing focus....and by taking on extra responsibility, I also get my immediate supervisors thinking I'm out to take their job. It's a lot easier to just say "**** it", and go through the motions. Do what you need to do, put in just the required amount of effort, punch out and go home. Great way to obtain a promotion :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 People...just people in **** general, had literally the day from **** hell today, people crying to me, people arguing on me, dick head customers, people refusing to work etc etc I just want an easy **** life but people do everything they can to keep me from having one when it comes to work No such thing unfortunately fella. Those who have an easy life are the ones who try not to let things get to them and don't care or worry about things. You make your life hard by giving a shit. Its not a bad thing, it just does you no favours :winkold: You're right about that. I find the more I actually CARE about how I perform at work, the higher I set the bar for myself in the eyes of my employers, and if I don't keep going above and beyond, they think I'm suddenly losing focus....and by taking on extra responsibility, I also get my immediate supervisors thinking I'm out to take their job. It's a lot easier to just say "**** it", and go through the motions. Do what you need to do, put in just the required amount of effort, punch out and go home. Great way to obtain a promotion :? ...or save your job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Bollocks. I just sharted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2012 Yay Gambled on a fart and lost. Man that's just shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Yay Gambled on a fart and lost. Man that's just shit. Takes a brave man to gamble like that. I've gambled twice and got two negative results. My worst one was in the pub a long way from home. Had to chuck the M&S easycares into the bin. They were only a week old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2012 I gambled at a urinal in a pub once - y'know the type - the fart that follows the wee. And I lost. So I surreptitiously stopped the stream, packed the general away and reversed into a cubicle to assess the damage. Oh how we lol'd when I regaled my drinking buddies minutes later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well that's the thing...do you tell your mates or live, squırming around the whole night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I sharted once, luckily it was a hard poo so my arse kinda.. sucked it back in? Needless to say I do not fart when I need to poop anymore.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: You have no idea how much I am laughing right now. Grown men shitting their pants. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2012 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: You have no idea how much I am laughing right now. Grown men shitting their pants. :cry: Now if it was grown women....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: You have no idea how much I am laughing right now. Grown men shitting their pants. :cry: Now if it was grown women....? Have you seen 2 Girls 1 Cup Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2012 I bet Voinjama has... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdistheword Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 When people say "Could of" or "Should of" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I had the shits really bad at work once. I'm talking 15 times in about 2 hours. My girlfriend (who I'd only been seeing a matter of months then) picked me up and drove me home. I was lying on my bed next to her watching TV and I felt a rumble in my belly. I was sick of going to the toilet and assumed there couldn't be anything left inside, so I tried to squeeze out a pump. It felt like cornucopia of slugs in my pants. (Thanks google) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My last 3 posts have been about poo :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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