sharkyvilla Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I think I may soon be about to regret a couple of hours in the sun, albeit I'm a bit tipsy and won a small cuddly Dalmatian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 12, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: I think I may soon be about to regret a couple of hours in the sun, albeit I'm a bit tipsy and won a small cuddly Dalmatian. When does she go back to Croatia? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 9 minutes ago, mjmooney said: When does she go back to Croatia? When she finds her way out of the basement Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: When she finds her way out of the basement Hide contents 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 12, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2016 4 hours ago, villaglint said: This thread is hilarious People who think things that make me irate are funny really piss me off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 12, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2016 39 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: No more room down there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Davkaus said: I can't grow a **** thing in the back garden, yet the bastard weeds on the driveway are invulnerable. My last house only had a small front garden, probably 8 sqm at the most, every week I was pulling weeds out of it, i put proper grass feed with weed killer on it and still the weeds grew back twice as fast so one weekend I covered the entire lawn in industrial strength weed killer, within a week there was nothing but soil, so i brought some rolls of quality turf and laid it, it looked beautiful for about 3 weeks when the weeds started sprouting up all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 12, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2016 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: There comes a time when we hear a certain call, when the world must come together as one. There are people dying, and its time to lend a hand to life, the greatest gift of all. We can't go on pretending day by day that someone, somewhere will soon make a change. We are all a part of God's great big family and the truth, you know, Love is all we need. We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones, who make, a brighter day. Have you truly never found comfort in someone else's child? Is that you Jerry Springer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I am an irritating bastard that prefers to turn up for everything half an hour early. I turned up for something at the weekend smack bang on time and apologised for 2 solid minutes at my lateness. Also other peoples children mean shit all to me and do not illicit a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Turned up 2 minutes early for my Doctor's appointment yesterday, and the **** was late, it longer to use the self service machine to say I was there than it did for the Doctor to tell me the lump is a sebaceous cyst and it can be left as it is or they can send a letter to arrange when they cut it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2016 From a product sheet: "Ultra-secure Web GUI interface" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjaacckk91 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 That person that leaves one sheet of tissue on the loo roll and doesn't get another one, leaving you to do the shuffle to the other toilet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2016 Tom Hanks on Desert Island Discs. Didn't mention the Villa. Part-time supporter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted May 13, 2016 Administrator Share Posted May 13, 2016 25 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Tom Hanks on Desert Island Discs. Didn't mention the Villa. Part-time supporter. Did he mention West Ham though? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Isn't that a music thing? Not sure why he should mention Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 'We're delighted to announce that Dying Matters Awareness Week 2016 will run from 9-15 May. Awareness Week is an unparalleled opportunity to place the importance of talking about dying, death and bereavement firmly on the national agenda ' I mean, if there is one thing we do talk about, that we are fairly aware of on a regular basis, it is death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 45 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Tom Hanks on Desert Island Discs. Didn't mention the Villa. Part-time supporter. I get pissed off whenever he's mentioned, there's always something about him being a Villa fan. It's probably been good publicity for the club but he's not really a fan is he. He probably couldn't name one player in the history of the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 He's always come across as a nice, sincere bloke, to me. I bet he loves the Aston Villas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 He's been to a Villa match, you cynics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2016 52 minutes ago, Phumfeinz said: Isn't that a music thing? Not sure why he should mention Villa. He could have chosen Ghost Riders in the Sky, and explained its significance to the Holte End. But, oh no, just went on about his family... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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