TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I've had my work mobile phone for about 2 weeks. I haven't phoned anybody on it. I haven't text anybody on it. In fact I've done hardly anything with it apart from picking up emails when I'm at home, and I've received about half a dozen phonecalls on it all from people in the company. Yet today I've had 2 separate phonecalls from companies trying to sell me PPI. How does that even happen? The number's only existed for 2 weeks?! companies can buy a directory with phone numbers in it .. I get the PPI automated one even though I've never had anything with PPI you can opt out via here But the shysters are getting around that now as it only stops calls from this country. So now they are using call centres from abroad. I still get calls even though I am registered on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 It's pretty filthy that all home don't have bidet's installed. You can never really clean your bum just by wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 It's pretty filthy that all home don't have bidet's installed. You can never really clean your bum just by wiping. In india the have a little water squirted attached to the toilet. Here Indians use a bottle of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 It's pretty filthy that all home don't have bidet's installed. You can never really clean your bum just by wiping. In india the have a little water squirted attached to the toilet. Here Indians use a bottle of water. There you go. A bum should always be properly washed following a poo. Not saying for one second I do this though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) A bum should be smelly Edited August 19, 2014 by Vive_La_Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I think if you can survive the day without leaving a tiger's back in your pants while simultaneously maintaining a fresh odor, then that'll do until you get home and pick the poo out of yer' arse in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Has anybody ever had a poo and they've been proud of how foul it smells? Edited August 19, 2014 by StefanAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted August 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2014 anybody got Stefan's mobile number? his account's been hacked by Voinjama 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) I've cleared our staff room out a few times. Other wise if i do it at home then the missus justs covers me in a cloud of oust. Edited August 19, 2014 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 That I messed up my posts a few pages back and got 5 likes but spread over two posts. Now I know how Mario feels when he doesn't get a shine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) The last few pages have been brilliant. Less so because of all the poo talk, or 'shit-chat' as I am now dubbing it (like chit-chat, init? Oh, sorry donnie), but mainly due to the sheer hypocrisy and 'taking down a peg or two-ery' that was involved. Bravo to all those involved. Edited August 19, 2014 by Ginko 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I clean between my arse cheeks and around my cigar cutter when in the shower. Is that common? I'm wondering whether it's an area people generally don't bother with/forget about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Now I know people will be saying I'm hypocritical here because of a comment made in 2008. But many people on the forum seems a bit obsessed with bodily functions, pooing, weeing, etc, it seems to have infiltrated it's way into many threads. Can we put a stop to it please? That's the worst thing you could have asked for mate! It'll get mentioned even more now... best just laughing it off and playing along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 It's reverse psychology. Trying to turn VT scat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I left a couple of laptops open on my desk at work last night, they had just come out of the box, perfectly clean. I got in this morning and noticed that the cleaners had helpfully wiped the screens for me with a dirty cloth leaving them smeared and greasy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I finally managed to get the cleaners to stay the hell out of my area. 3 times a week they'd go around our lab our ~150 workstations. A good 20-30 of them would end up turned off or have the VGA cable knocked out. Hopeless the lot of them. I'm pretty sure they became increasingly negligent in the hope that I would lower their workload by telling them to **** off. On the bright side, now the weekly clean gets delegated to whoever in my team has annoyed me the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Has anybody ever had a poo and they've been proud of how foul it smells? I used to drink Guinness by the gallon, and as anyone who has had a session on the black stuff will testify, the bowel movement the following morning is like nothing on God's earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 One of our cleaners was caught sniffing the chair of a female work colleague 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 One of our cleaners was caught sniffing the chair of a female work colleague It took me ages to find another job 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) we are the mods we are the mods we are we are we are the mods Edited August 19, 2014 by Rugeley Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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