MakemineVanilla Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 They're (here comes the big word) parentheses, anyway. Dissertations on child-rearing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19, 2014 Talking of work toilets Went into a cubicle for a pee (one of the two urinals was in use by a chatty guy who would no doubt start talking if i stood next to him... I flat refuse to talk to another male while I am holding my penis) and it looked as though someone had tipped a beaker full of orange sunny delight over the seat and then sprinked on some pubic hair. This leads me to ask: 1) who pees on the seat 2) who has orange urine? 3) can you 'shed' pubes just by urinating Animals my urine is like tango. Essentially its because I dont drink anything other than one cup of coffee in a morning. Dark piss is a bad sign, means you're dehydrated. Drink more water. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Talking of work toilets Went into a cubicle for a pee (one of the two urinals was in use by a chatty guy who would no doubt start talking if i stood next to him... I flat refuse to talk to another male while I am holding my penis) and it looked as though someone had tipped a beaker full of orange sunny delight over the seat and then sprinked on some pubic hair. This leads me to ask: 1) who pees on the seat 2) who has orange urine? 3) can you 'shed' pubes just by urinating Animals my urine is like tango. Essentially its because I dont drink anything other than one cup of coffee in a morning. Dark piss is a bad sign, means you're dehydrated. Drink more water. one of my clients actually has a urine chart in the toilets , don't recall Tango colour being on it though .. I drink one of those Berocca tablets each money and that always turns my urine a luminous yellow type colour , which probably means that all the alleged good of the tablet is being passed straight through my system without touching the sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Talking of work toilets Went into a cubicle for a pee (one of the two urinals was in use by a chatty guy who would no doubt start talking if i stood next to him... I flat refuse to talk to another male while I am holding my penis) and it looked as though someone had tipped a beaker full of orange sunny delight over the seat and then sprinked on some pubic hair. This leads me to ask: 1) who pees on the seat 2) who has orange urine? 3) can you 'shed' pubes just by urinating Animals my urine is like tango. Essentially its because I dont drink anything other than one cup of coffee in a morning. Dark piss is a bad sign, means you're dehydrated. Drink more water. one of my clients actually has a urine chart in the toilets , don't recall Tango colour being on it though .. I drink one of those Berocca tablets each money and that always turns my urine a luminous yellow type colour , which probably means that all the alleged good of the tablet is being passed straight through my system without touching the sides The yellow colour is caused by the surplus riboflavin contained in the tablet; the body takes what it needs and gets rid of the rest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Arse or nature kind? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The general shrinking in the size/weight of sweets and snacks pisses me off. Today specifically, it's Wotsits. Never a particularly hearty snack, but a regular pack of Wotsits is now so insubstantial as to be utterly pointless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Now I know people will be saying I'm hypocritical here because of a comment made in 2008. But many people on the forum seems a bit obsessed with bodily functions, pooing, weeing, etc, it seems to have infiltrated it's way into many threads. Can we put a stop to it please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19, 2014 Now I know people will be saying I'm hypocritical here because of a comment made in 2008. But many people on the forum seems a bit obsessed with bodily functions, pooing, weeing, etc, it seems to have infiltrated it's way into many threads. Can we put a stop to it please? You started it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I didn't start anything, and I hardly ever mention bodily functions on the forum. Maybe we should have one thread for this topic and so I know which thread to avoid, a bit like politics and religion threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I just took a massive dump and the water splashed up... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted August 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2014 Now I know people will be saying I'm hypocritical here because of a comment made in 2008. But many people on the forum seems a bit obsessed with bodily functions, pooing, weeing, etc, it seems to have infiltrated it's way into many threads. Can we put a stop to it please? Didn't you ask people what they did with their spunk about two days ago? 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Plop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted August 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2014 I didn't start anything, and I hardly ever mention bodily functions on the forum. Maybe we should have one thread for this topic and so I know which thread to avoid, a bit like politics and religion threads. ..... Posted by Voinjama on 16 August 2014 - 09:20 PM in Off Topic . When you guys wank over porn on your laptop/computer where does 'it' all go. You know what I mean. Do you just let it drip on the floor or do you have tissues with you while choking the chicken. What's the deal? 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I once did a poo and a piddle at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I once did a poo and a piddle at the same time. technically known as a poodle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Depending which comes out first, sometimes I poo on my wee and sometimes I wee on my poo. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19, 2014 I didn't start anything, and I hardly ever mention bodily functions on the forum. Maybe we should have one thread for this topic and so I know which thread to avoid, a bit like politics and religion threads. Suuuuuuuure. Nice try 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Have you ever wee'd, poo'd and jizzed at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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