AVFCforever1991 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Pank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rob182 Posted August 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2014 First thing to pass my lips in the morn is a glass of water. Followed by sausages. Your boyfriends are very lucky. KA-CHING! ....(I'm going to start saying 'ka-ching', if everyone is okay with that?) (Sorry for the use of brackets, donnie) 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) I've had my work mobile phone for about 2 weeks. I haven't phoned anybody on it. I haven't text anybody on it. In fact I've done hardly anything with it apart from picking up emails when I'm at home, and I've received about half a dozen phonecalls on it all from people in the company. Yet today I've had 2 separate phonecalls from companies trying to sell me PPI. How does that even happen? The number's only existed for 2 weeks?! Edited August 19, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Now I know people will be saying I'm hypocritical here because of a comment made in 2008. But many people on the forum seems a bit obsessed with bodily functions, pooing, weeing, etc, it seems to have infiltrated it's way into many threads. Can we put a stop to it please? Didn't you ask people what they did with their spunk about two days ago? Fairly sure he told us about his pooing/farting habits at work too after a curry, summat about the girl at work who normally sits next to him not being in so he could safely fart away. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted August 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2014 I made curry last night. Butter chicken curry to be precise. My farts and shit have absolutely stunk today. Stunk to high heaven, it is absolutely rancid. I'm glad the girl who usually sits next to me is off today because the smell is putrid. I can't help it Rugeley. I've had 3 shits today, not diarrhoea but normal solid shits. My ass is working overtime. People who eat curry all the time, must need to buy loads of toilet roll and room spray. There we go. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Even the thread title makes reference to piss. When in Rome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Anyone who doesn't use wet wipes needs to reevaluate their life. Edited August 19, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I made curry last night. Butter chicken curry to be precise. My farts and shit have absolutely stunk today. Stunk to high heaven, it is absolutely rancid. I'm glad the girl who usually sits next to me is off today because the smell is putrid. I can't help it Rugeley. I've had 3 shits today, not diarrhoea but normal solid shits. My ass is working overtime. People who eat curry all the time, must need to buy loads of toilet roll and room spray. There we go. Oh that is marvellous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 For what now? Shitting? I find wet wipes lack the friction required to remove the hardiest of turd-marks. A combination of the 2 is the best way forward for the enthusiast. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Well, yeah it goes without saying that one should use toilet paper as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The general shrinking in the size/weight of sweets and snacks pisses me off. Today specifically, it's Wotsits. Never a particularly hearty snack, but a regular pack of Wotsits is now so insubstantial as to be utterly pointless. Agree with this. Especially multi packs. It annoys me that you don't get as many crisps in a multi pack bag, as you do in single packet. Chocolate bars are smaller too in some multi packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Wagon wheels for me. A shadow of what they were 20 years ago. Everyone else: check the last page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Poopy poopy poo poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 the shrinking of yorkies causes me much consternation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I've had my work mobile phone for about 2 weeks. I haven't phoned anybody on it. I haven't text anybody on it. In fact I've done hardly anything with it apart from picking up emails when I'm at home, and I've received about half a dozen phonecalls on it all from people in the company. Yet today I've had 2 separate phonecalls from companies trying to sell me PPI. How does that even happen? The number's only existed for 2 weeks?! companies can buy a directory with phone numbers in it .. I get the PPI automated one even though I've never had anything with PPI you can opt out via here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Yorkie bars. Their profile used to be like THIS: But now it's like THIS: I googled it and rightly so it was a mooney post I remembered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 the shrinking of yorkies causes me much consternation. Like this? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I've given Xann a like for use of the phrase 'hearty snack'. Though I've (probably) pissed Donnie off now for using commas in the air. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Edit. Edited August 19, 2014 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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