RimmyJimmer Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Obvious/overplayed joke is obvious and/or overplayed, but it pisses me off that nobody has changed the tag for the Jazz thread to simply say "Nice". Or the jizz thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Hide her Kinda enjoy getting angry with her stupid status updates to hide her. Bloke at work is a classic rootin-tootin' gunslinging American Bible belter whose "Likes" include Sarah Palin. I get similar masochistic pleasure from the crap he posts. I follow a couple of fake tea party accounts on twitter. They're brilliant. I think they're fake anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 In Australia? He's from Oklahoma. I'm working overseas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I follow a couple of fake tea party accounts on twitter. They're brilliant. I think they're fake anyway. I don't think they're fake. If they are you could choose from thousands of genuine ones instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 In Australia? He's from Oklahoma. I'm working overseas. Even stranger. Why would a Bible-thumper choose to move to the Middle East, of all places? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted December 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2013 In Australia? He's from Oklahoma. I'm working overseas. Even stranger. Why would a Bible-thumper choose to move to the Middle East, of all places? To convert the non-xtians. Israel in particular attracts all kind of evangelical weirdos - not just xtians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 In Australia? He's from Oklahoma. I'm working overseas. Even stranger. Why would a Bible-thumper choose to move to the Middle East, of all places? I'm sure Jesus was from around there, before upping sticks and moving to Utah. Also, good place to be for the forthcoming 'end of days'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Even stranger. Why would a Bible-thumper choose to move to the Middle East, of all places? I'm sure Jesus was from around there, before upping sticks and moving to Utah. Also, good place to be for the forthcoming 'end of days'. Wasn't he from the West Country, Somerset ? In Sainsbury's I just heard them talking about Cheddar Jesus being great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Even stranger. Why would a Bible-thumper choose to move to the Middle East, of all places? I'm sure Jesus was from around there, before upping sticks and moving to Utah. Also, good place to be for the forthcoming 'end of days'. Wasn't he from the West Country, Somerset ? In Sainsbury's I just heard them talking about Cheddar Jesus being great Look, I've told you before: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted December 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2013 Spending the night on some crappy hotel in Manchester for a training course tomorrow whist feeling rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) The day after a work Christmas party. So, your employer gives free champagne, wine, beer and cocktails for six hours, knowing that most people will go on to another venue, and then expects everyone to be in work the next day! They should just cut their losses and give everyone the day off because even though people have turned up, it's a **** shambles. Nobody even bothers to pretend they're doing anything apart from the try-hard clearings in the woods who either didn't go to a thoroughly enjoyable, fun, and once per year event; or they went or a couple but were home by 9PM. They should be left to hold the fort, whilst the rest of us stay at home to be hungover in peace. Edited December 10, 2013 by Morley_crosses_to_Withe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2013 The day after a work Christmas party. So, your employer gives free champagne, wine, beer and cocktails for six hours, knowing that most people will go on to another venue, and then expects everyone to be in work the next day! They should just cut their losses and give everyone the day off because even though people have turn up, it's a **** shambles. Nobody even bothers to pretend they're doing anything apart from the try-hard clearings in the woods who either didn't go to a thoroughly enjoyable, fun, and once per year event; or they went or a couple but were home by 9PM. Paging Leemond... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 When people change their avatars! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 The day after a work Christmas party. So, your employer gives free champagne, wine, beer and cocktails for six hours, knowing that most people will go on to another venue, and then expects everyone to be in work the next day! They should just cut their losses and give everyone the day off because even though people have turned up, it's a **** shambles. Nobody even bothers to pretend they're doing anything apart from the try-hard clearings in the woods who either didn't go to a thoroughly enjoyable, fun, and once per year event; or they went or a couple but were home by 9PM. They should be left to hold the fort, whilst the rest of us stay at home to be hungover in peace. I'll be in the 'home by 9pm' group. Mine is later this week, and we're going out for a meal at 5:30, and then out on the town. So straight after work with no chance to go home and get changed. Pretty shit arrangement so I'll go for the food, a quick pint and hopefully be home by 7:30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2013 I'm the opposite. Most of my office will be home by 9pm. I'll be the guy rounding up the few other non boring farts in the office to hit the town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2013 When people change their avatars! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Hitting 'the town' is shite, what you really want to hit is an abandoned church. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 My works christmas do is tonight .... I'm still in the office and will be for another couple of hours bit of a bummer but such are the demands of having a huge US based client sometimes TBH I don't ever drink at my work do around people I work with so no biggie to miss it .. I'll be getting shit faced at the weekend with my old school mates instead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 My works christmas do is tonight .... I'm still in the office and will be for another couple of hours bit of a bummer but such are the demands of having a huge US based client sometimes TBH I don't ever drink at my work do around people I work with so no biggie to miss it .. I'll be getting shit faced at the weekend with my old school mates instead Just how big is this US based client ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 TBH I don't ever drink at my work do around people I work with so no biggie to miss it Well, the work do isn't really for you big boss types. It's for the minions to get bladdered at their employer's/employers'/bosses' expense - so let's hope you've not forgotten to front up at the bar with your 'big US client & must hang around the office for a couple of hours' excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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