Keyblade Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I never liked it, but it did happen to my ex once. I think it's basically watered down urine. Doesn't feel like it, doesn't smell like it, doesn't taste like it. I don't even want to know what this is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 I bet you do, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I never liked it, but it did happen to my ex once. I think it's basically watered down urine. Doesn't feel like it, doesn't smell like it, doesn't taste like it. Sounds like you have a golden shower-story to share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 I never liked it, but it did happen to my ex once. I think it's basically watered down urine. Doesn't feel like it, doesn't smell like it, doesn't taste like it. Sounds like you have a golden shower-story to share Nope. I told you, it ain't piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) I mean because you insinuated that you've tasted and felt piss. Critics have maintained that ejaculation is either stress incontinence or vaginal lubrication. Research in this area has concentrated almost exclusively on attempts to prove that the ejaculate is not urine,[48][49] measuring substances such as urea, creatinine, prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), prostate specific antigen (PSA),[7]glucose and fructose [50] levels. Early work was contradictory; the initial study on one woman by Addiego and colleagues reported in 1981,[30] could not be confirmed in a subsequent study on 11 women in 1983, [51] but was confirmed in another 7 women in 1984.[52] In 1985 a different group studied 27 women, and found only urine,[53] suggesting that results depend critically on the methods used.[citation needed] Edited May 1, 2013 by tarjei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I got pissed on a school trip once (as a teacher) and accidentally took a kids ritalin instead of paracetamol the next morning. I realise that in the context of this thread that barely even ripples the water but I was beginning to feel left out. :? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Nope. I told you, it ain't piss. Of course it's not piss. It's her natural lubricant and gives the tadpoles something to swim in. It pools inside. When she comes part of her internal genitalia dips into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 Nope. I told you, it ain't piss. Of course it's not piss. It's her natural lubricant and gives the tadpoles something to swim in. It pools inside. When she comes part of her internal genitalia dips into it. ...is the correct answer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I've partaken in a golden shower, both ways. That's normal though right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I've also made a woman squirt. A few times actually. I'm certain it's cum, it certainly tastes the same. Never "drank" piss though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 I've partaken in a golden shower, both ways. That's normal though right? I don't want to hear about anymore of your dog stories. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I've also made a woman squirt. A few times actually. I'm certain it's cum, it certainly tastes the same. Never "drank" piss though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Ingram cum on man, surely you've tasted yer own jizzum. Even it was transported via her mouth, we've all been there. Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 Ingram cum on man, surely you've tasted yer own jizzum. Even it was transported via her mouth, we've all been there. Right. Yeah, this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I meant lady cum. They all cum, just some more than others. Though of course, I have tasted my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Once after taking many, many...many illigal substances substances and gatecrashing a house party I spent the majority of the night trying to talk my mate into what a good idea it would be to kill the cat and cook it and how we should do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I once slept at a friends house and pissed myself in my sleeping bag. It left a wet patch on the floor, and when people saw it the next day, I told them that I went and got a drink in the middle of the night and spilt it. It only dawned on me on the way home, that upon smelling it, the lie wouldn't stand up unless they thought I'd made myself a glass of piss. I don't have much more to confess. I can, however, back up lapal_fan's claim to answering 'Maggie', pissing all over the place and making a website of photos of his arse (2 of those claims were included in my best man speech for him a few weeks ago). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 1, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2013 I was going to post that I once started an affair with a married woman on her wedding night. I even carried on said affair after her marriage broke up and she had a new partner. But that seems highly normal compared to all these goings on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 1, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2013 Once when me and a few of me mates were on out way to the flapper and firkin my mate decided he needed a piss so he pulled it out and went up the side of the wall, this crazy black man in pyjamas with an afro came out screaming and shouting and said if he needed a piss he should go into his flat for one, my mate in a slightly intoxicated state took him up on this offer and went in with this strange bloke, after waiting outside for about 5 minutes we went into the blokes flat only to find my mate all but completely collapsed on his settee with the crazy black man lying back with his arm around him watching gay porn we grabbed our mate and dragged him out of there **** him into a taxi and continued to the pub. not so much a confession on my part but something I thought I would share You've got some absolutely bonkers stories. Is this you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Once when me and a few of me mates were on out way to the flapper and firkin my mate decided he needed a piss so he pulled it out and went up the side of the wall, this crazy black man in pyjamas with an afro came out screaming and shouting and said if he needed a piss he should go into his flat for one, my mate in a slightly intoxicated state took him up on this offer and went in with this strange bloke, after waiting outside for about 5 minutes we went into the blokes flat only to find my mate all but completely collapsed on his settee with the crazy black man lying back with his arm around him watching gay porn we grabbed our mate and dragged him out of there **** him into a taxi and continued to the pub. not so much a confession on my part but something I thought I would share You've got some absolutely bonkers stories. Is this you? Judging from the bloody mouth I'd say that's more likely to be CED. Edited May 1, 2013 by Keyblade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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