dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Does shit give the same effect? dog blow job, you get the silver medal behind morpheus. No way man. That was a one off incident when I were 13 years old and I bottled it... You're an adult who loves to be shat on. Jump up on the podium lad, you've earned it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I mean I've done some pretty messed up things in my time. I put pate on my cock once as a teen in an attempt to get the dog to give me a blow job (almost ended in disaster). Thank you for making me feel relatively normal. Incredible. The actual moment that Did made his intentions known to his dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Look at the worried expression on that poor mutt's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Hey, you got a blowie, the dog got some food. Win-winalot. Fixed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Did, I have to ask, sorry, but just wondering about the logistics of the operation. Did you smother the stuff all over your dick, or like just on yer head, or maybe all the way to the hinge to try and encourage the dog to deepthroat your entire shaft? Maybe you pulled your foreskin all the way back, mashed it all over the end, then rolled it back up a bit to make a bit of a cock/pate wellington? Kin hell that's a bit graphic, can you tone it back a bit. Give over, it's still not as painful to read as most of your posts. I seem to remember cringing when reading some of your comments on the goth girl who works at the New Street store. Aye, that was **** weird. At least my crime is legal in some states (though punishable by death in others). Says the "man" who got a blow job off a dog. Weirdo ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 Does shit give the same effect? dog blow job, you get the silver medal behind morpheus. No way man. That was a one off incident when I were 13 years old and I bottled it... You're an adult who loves to be shat on. Jump up on the podium lad, you've earned it. I have no problem admitting I'd rather get a blowy off a dog than be shat on by anyone. Aunt **** is way out in front though. That's the Bayern Munich of confessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 In a moment of weakness I sang along to a Nickleback song once . I feel sick thinking about it now . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I dont know why I have avoided this thread for so long, it actually had me grinning like an idiot to myself on the bus.this morning any way a few of mine 1 - I once broke into my mates house and he had a real xmas tree and I proceeded to shake every single one of the pines off it and rite my name in them on the floor 2 - I once broke into my mates house and ate every single biscuit and packet of crisps that he had in his house and proceded to watch telly, his mom walked in whilst I was chilling out watching some day time telly and threatned to call the police on me 3 - I pulled a bird and took her back home to me mom n dads and more than likely kept them up all night with the banging of headboards and springs going like the clappers,upon waking up in the morning, this amazing swan like creature that I had some how managed to pull the night before had somehow transformed into a **** moose. She asked if we could lie in bed all day and snuggle (that sounded like to much of a comitment at the time) so I told her I was late for a game of snooker (it was about 9am) and that she would have to go, she said she didn't know her way home so I told her to just jump on the 11 and she would get there sooner or later because that bus goes pretty much every where. 4 - Once I was caught short when walking home from the pub and didn't have too much time to ponder on the best location for me to evacuate my bowells so I ended up taking a dump on the doorstep of a church...only it wasn't so much a dump and more of about 4 pints of brown water which seriously pebbledashed the back of my jeans that I was wearing **thats my passport straight to hell I recon** 5 - Running low on money my mates told me they would each buy me 2 pints if I had a wank in the pub toiletts and stuck a tissue to the wall using my essence ass evidence, I did it and I got the pints. 6 - There is the obvious one where I threw up in a girls mouth in a club before 7 - My mate got his missus up the duff and was quite concerned about what the future had in store for him so me being me I decided to give him some drunkern words of wisdom, I told him that they should get an abortion because the mother was one step up from a prostitute and the dad worked in a coffee shop and they were both ugly words removed so the babby would have no chance at all (I honestly thought I was giving good advise and didn't mean to offend him) I'll keep updating as I remember things p.s. if this is littered with spelling mistakes I have pretty much typed all of that with out being able to see my screen so I dont get collared for it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Has anyone gone with an older woman? I'm talking 50 plus. If so and i hope this question has been dressed down enough for exceptance by the mods. When you travel south is it common for the older woman to spit rather than the gentle flow with a younger woman? My aunt does this and i have to stay south a little longer than i want just to hide my giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Well I know the name of my new conceptual avant garde album now - Leemond's church diarrhoea doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Has anyone gone with an older woman? I'm talking 50 plus. If so and i hope this question has been dressed down enough for exceptance by the mods. When you travel south is it common for the older woman to spit rather than the gentle flow with a younger woman? My aunt does this and i have to stay south a little longer than i want just to hide my giggles. Speaking as someone who's never bedded an older woman... Wut?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Spit??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Are you sure your auntie isn't actually your uncle with a bit of slap on? Edited May 1, 2013 by Shillzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Has anyone gone with an older woman? I'm talking 50 plus. If so and i hope this question has been dressed down enough for exceptance by the mods. When you travel south is it common for the older woman to spit rather than the gentle flow with a younger woman? Final splurge before menopause? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Yeah considered that. The sound i'm getting is like someone with a mouthful of water cupping their mouth and then blowing the water out in a short spurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Doesn't that put you off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Edited May 1, 2013 by Stevo985 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Yeah what's up with female ejaculation anyways? Anyone ever seen that shit in tru life? I haven't. Does it even exist for real? Maybe in those pornos I saw it was like CGI or something. Any of the girls want to give an insight? Edited May 1, 2013 by hogso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Are you sure your auntie isn't actually your uncle with a bit of slap on? Mate if you saw her you would be a long way from thinking that. Goes to the gym three times a week and really doesn't look her age. Doesn't that put you off? Not when she swallows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Are you sure your auntie isn't actually your uncle with a bit of slap on? Mate if you saw her you would be a long way from thinking that. Goes to the gym three times a week and really doesn't look her age. Doesn't that put you off? Not when she swallows. Fair enough. We still need pics though. Rules are rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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