Ghost Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 4 - Once I was caught short when walking home from the pub and didn't have too much time to ponder on the best location for me to evacuate my bowells so I ended up taking a dump on the doorstep of a church...only it wasn't so much a dump and more of about 4 pints of brown water which seriously pebbledashed the back of my jeans that I was wearing **thats my passport straight to hell I recon** Holy crap! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 I have had a wank on 90% of all my air flights. Fly with me and you are going to sit in jizz. Shame is for the weak. If shame is for the weak I hope you stand at the front! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Does shit give the same effect? dog blow job, you get the silver medal behind morpheus. No way man. That was a one off incident when I were 13 years old and I bottled it... You're an adult who loves to be shat on. Jump up on the podium lad, you've earned it. Look, I do not love to be shat on. The comment I made in 2008 is not even close to that. I admit it was pretty **** up, but I do not love to be shat on. You need to be a more accurate with your comments. You my friend have got the silver medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Does shit give the same effect? dog blow job, you get the silver medal behind morpheus. No way man. That was a one off incident when I were 13 years old and I bottled it... You're an adult who loves to be shat on. Jump up on the podium lad, you've earned it. Look, I do not love to be shat on. The comment I made in 2008 is not even close to that. I admit it was pretty **** up, but I do not love to be shat on. You need to be a more accurate with your comments. You my friend have got the silver medal. could someone repost the shatting post in here so we can judge please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Oh man, this takes the mingingness of this thread to a whole new level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 Does shit give the same effect? dog blow job, you get the silver medal behind morpheus. No way man. That was a one off incident when I were 13 years old and I bottled it... You're an adult who loves to be shat on. Jump up on the podium lad, you've earned it. Look, I do not love to be shat on. The comment I made in 2008 is not even close to that. I admit it was pretty **** up, but I do not love to be shat on. You need to be a more accurate with your comments. You my friend have got the silver medal. I'll settle this. You can share the silver medal, you sick **** could someone repost the shatting post in here so we can judge please? I don't think it exists anymore, sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Did anyone else cry with laughter yesterday about some of the confessions on here? I know I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I once took a 17 year old to the pub with the sole purpose of getting her smashed so that I could smash her back doors in (I was only 19 at the time) My plan worked a little too well, she boshed all over the pub the collapsed in an alley at the back of the pub and then the police came and accused me of trying to rape her and wanted to have me arrested...she ended up going to the hospital to get her stomach pumped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I think voinjama should type it out again. For posterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted May 1, 2013 Author Share Posted May 1, 2013 I once took a 17 year old to the pub with the sole purpose of getting her smashed so that I could smash her back doors in (I was only 19 at the time) My plan worked a little too well, she boshed all over the pub the collapsed in an alley at the back of the pub and then the police came and accused me of trying to rape her and wanted to have me arrested...she ended up going to the hospital to get her stomach pumped Said William Roache Think we need some more confessions, there's no way Mr O'Flaherty or Ben have nowt to confess too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 leemond, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a terrible human being I once took a 17 year old to the pub with the sole purpose of getting her smashed so that I could smash her back doors in (I was only 19 at the time) My plan worked a little too well, she boshed all over the pub the collapsed in an alley at the back of the pub and then the police came and accused me of trying to rape her and wanted to have me arrested...she ended up going to the hospital to get her stomach pumped Said William Roache Think we need some more confessions, there's no way Mr O'Flaherty or Ben have nowt to confess too. BOF and I aren't really married. It's all a cover up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 **** hell leemond 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Yeah what's up with female ejaculation anyways? Anyone ever seen that shit in tru life? I haven't. Does it even exist for real? Maybe in those pornos I saw it was like CGI or something. Any of the girls want to give an insight? Yes, it exists. Trust me on this. Very pleasant surprise it was, too. I never liked it, but it did happen to my ex once. I think it's basically watered down urin. I was doing her from behind and she went all over the sheets. Read on the net that for a woman it feels like she is about to pee so her natural reaction is to hold it in, hence it doesn't happen to most. Only the dirty ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 leemond, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a terrible human being It's coming across that way, isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 It aint my fault that she couldn't take her alcohol, we are still friends for what its worth I aint that bad...I used to be a bit of a shit but no more than my other mates and most of it was drunkern tomfoolery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) It aint my fault that she couldn't take her alcohol, we are still friends for what its worth I aint that bad...I used to be a bit of a shit but no more than my other mates and most of it was drunkern tomfoolery Did you ever get to "smash her back doors in" ? Edited May 1, 2013 by tarjei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 we had some fun but it never got that far unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Hang on a **** minute we have had someone confess to having a affair with his own aunt behind his fiancees back and someone else who lays with dogs and I am the terrible human being for using alcohol to try and get my end away??? jesus you lot want to sort your morals out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Yeah but you're winning for sheer volume of confessions! Edited May 1, 2013 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 fair enough I'll take that...in all fairness they have only just started as well, they will keep coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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