islingtonclaret Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 If that's Morph's aunt on his avatar what does his fiancee look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Like DDID does over a dog's furry little face. The savage beast. I will stop now. What have they done to you? Haha. She's the worst of all of us. Save maybe Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 You may also notice I have a kinky dog as my avatar. Morpheus has his aunt. The cover story in all the tabloids was that i was hit by a bus. My aunt Kelly Brook actually kicked the living shit out of me when she found out i had sold my story to Limpid at VT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 If that's Morph's aunt on his avatar what does his fiancee look like? If she looked like AVFC Laura then i'd leave my aunt well alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 You old dog, you! Oh wait, scratch that, don't want to get a certain poster excited now, do we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Did, I have to ask, sorry, but just wondering about the logistics of the operation. Did you smother the stuff all over your dick, or like just on yer head, or maybe all the way to the hinge to try and encourage the dog to deepthroat your entire shaft? Maybe you pulled your foreskin all the way back, mashed it all over the end, then rolled it back up a bit to make a bit of a cock/pate wellington? Kin hell that's a bit graphic, can you tone it back a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 This thread brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'oh my giddy aunt'. Laura, please, please, please let it be true that your avatar is an actual photo of yourself. If it is then my aunt is dumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted April 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 30, 2013 I mean I've done some pretty messed up things in my time. I put pate on my cock once as a teen in an attempt to get the dog to give me a blow job (almost ended in disaster). Thank you for making me feel relatively normal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Like DDID does over a dog's furry little face. The savage beast. I will stop now. Exactly like that, but without the pâté. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Like DDID does over a dog's furry little face. The savage beast. I will stop now. What have they done to you? Haha. Yeah i think i have issues now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 This thread has gone to the dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Yeah, can't you tell I'm having a ruff time over here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Did, I have to ask, sorry, but just wondering about the logistics of the operation. Did you smother the stuff all over your dick, or like just on yer head, or maybe all the way to the hinge to try and encourage the dog to deepthroat your entire shaft? Maybe you pulled your foreskin all the way back, mashed it all over the end, then rolled it back up a bit to make a bit of a cock/pate wellington? Kin hell that's a bit graphic, can you tone it back a bit. Give over, it's still not as painful to read as most of your posts. I seem to remember cringing when reading some of your comments on the goth girl who works at the New Street store. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Did, I have to ask, sorry, but just wondering about the logistics of the operation. Did you smother the stuff all over your dick, or like just on yer head, or maybe all the way to the hinge to try and encourage the dog to deepthroat your entire shaft? Maybe you pulled your foreskin all the way back, mashed it all over the end, then rolled it back up a bit to make a bit of a cock/pate wellington? Kin hell that's a bit graphic, can you tone it back a bit. Give over, it's still not as painful to read as most of your posts. I seem to remember cringing when reading some of your comments on the goth girl who works at the New Street store. Aye, that was **** weird. At least my crime is legal in some states (though punishable by death in others). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Hey, you got a blowie, the dog got some food. Win-win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I bet some of you lot wank, and then wipe the sperm all over your chest, because you think the sperm will make the hairs grow there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Does shit give the same effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Are you truly asking whether a Cleveland Steamer can cultivate chest hair? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Does shit give the same effect? dog blow job, you get the silver medal behind morpheus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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