packoman Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 No-one has ever asked the most important question which is why I'm having a relationship with my aunt? Think it's because she is the spitting image of my late mother and I miss the cuddles. No offence, but I honestly think you've made it up just to get some attention. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 No-one has ever asked the most important question which is why I'm having a relationship with my aunt? Think it's because she is the spitting image of my late mother and I miss the cuddles. No offence, but I honestly think you've made it up just to get some attention. Hope. I HOPE he made it up. Any reason will do as long as he made it up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Another confession. I absolutely hate looking at the holiest of holes. When going down I close my eyes while doing it. I enjoy that part of it as long as I don't have to look at it. Think that originated from an earlier encounter whereby the lady in question had her do da stuffed with toilet roll and must have forgotten about it. Even though I tried to be discrete removing most of it there still were bits remaining which didn't make for a very pleasant experience as she'd obviously recently had her period You can get some ugly stinky holes but some are pristine. I refuse to go down on the smelly ones, I just say that it doesn't turn me on and they don't really force it on me, the nice ones though I go and have a feast on vigorously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Another confession. I absolutely hate looking at the holiest of holes. When going down I close my eyes while doing it. I enjoy that part of it as long as I don't have to look at it. Is that because your aunt's must have ghost in it by now? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Blimey, this page of posts is enough for anyone to change to the other bus... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RimmyJimmer Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I would rather shag ferne britton than ferne cotton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2013 I would rather shag ferne britton than ferne cotton. Maybe you should tell her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Another confession. I absolutely hate looking at the holiest of holes. When going down I close my eyes while doing it. I enjoy that part of it as long as I don't have to look at it. Think that originated from an earlier encounter whereby the lady in question had her do da stuffed with toilet roll and must have forgotten about it. Even though I tried to be discrete removing most of it there still were bits remaining which didn't make for a very pleasant experience as she'd obviously recently had her period Gordon Bennett! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I would rather shag ferne britton than ferne cotton. Not a fan of Ferne Cotton or her clone Holly Willoughby, two examples of people who are on telly because they look half decent and have no doubt jumped through a lot of hoops to make up for their lack of personality and talent, they bore me to death and don't add to anything they are involved with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2013 the nice ones though I go and have a feast on vigorously Brilliantly described statement Villaguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I would rather shag ferne britton than ferne cotton. Not a fan of Ferne Cotton or her clone Holly Willoughby, two examples of people who are on telly because they look half decent and have no doubt jumped through a lot of hoops to make up for their lack of personality and talent, they bore me to death and don't add to anything they are involved with. Mate you couldn't find two women further apart! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I would rather shag ferne britton than ferne cotton. Not a fan of Ferne Cotton or her clone Holly Willoughby, two examples of people who are on telly because they look half decent and have no doubt jumped through a lot of hoops to make up for their lack of personality and talent, they bore me to death and don't add to anything they are involved with. Mate you couldn't find two women further apart! I see them as the same pretty much, I have the same opinion of them both, however I suppose I always switch the side before I can get a full impression so that may be a bit unfair of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted November 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 8, 2013 When I first heard about wet dreams I used to lay awake in fear that I may have one and end up with a full sized white tadpole thrashing about in my pants. On Three Lions when Jimmy Hill says "We'll go on getting bad results, getting bad results, getting bad results" I used to think it was "We'll go on old chitty banger, old chitty bangers old chitty bangers". i used to think the club advert sang "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit China club". I used to do entire Subbuteo league seasons by myself and record all the results in my 'Football Book'. On top of this I used to make up weekly news bulletins after each round of fixtures including such headlines as "Tottenham fined £20,000 after fans threw missiles at the Arsenal team bus following their derby clash" and "Aston Villa complete signing of Portugese defender Piexe" (I made him up). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Seven? A friend of mine thought girls produced sperm as well, up until he was about 15/16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oaks Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I remember when I was a lad in sex education we had a bit where we could ask any question, all we had to do was wright it on a bit of paper and drop it in a box. Half the class asked what Aids was. Half the class asked if the teacher Mr Holland was gay? I asked if a sperm was the size of a man how long would it take to swim around the world...what a **** up mind I had. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Did you get an answer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 going to sleep now but I promise I will post a confession tomorrow at some point after work, crazy confession but its all fun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You'll do well to top what has already been posted in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 going to sleep now but I promise I will post a confession tomorrow at some point after work, crazy confession but its all fun I can only imagine it involves breaking into a zoo, a coach full of nuns, courgettes and a drugs bust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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