Rugeley Villa Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 18 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Tell us about when you got married in that field Is that the time he had his wicked way with a border collie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Here's a new one for you gentlemen and gentlemen. Neighbour who lives just at the back of me has tried kissing me twice. No bullshit, no playing up, it's the gods honest truth. Tried it a few months back whilst we were both pissed and on our own, and he popped round Saturday night whilst my wife was at reading festival. just as he was leaving he tried kissing me again. I pushed him off and he just went. Next morning he pops round as if nothing has happened. Wife thinks it's funny but I'm a bit taken back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Are we talking peck on the cheek, a touch of lips, or full on snog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 I swear you're making this **** up Ruge! This much stuff cannot happen to one person on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 36 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Here's a new one for you gentlemen and gentlemen. Neighbour who lives just at the back of me has tried kissing me twice. No bullshit, no playing up, it's the gods honest truth. Tried it a few months back whilst we were both pissed and on our own, and he popped round Saturday night whilst my wife was at reading festival. just as he was leaving he tried kissing me again. I pushed him off and he just went. Next morning he pops round as if nothing has happened. Wife thinks it's funny but I'm a bit taken back. The only surprise is that you pushed him away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, hogso said: Are we talking peck on the cheek, a touch of lips, or full on snog? Jumping on me and full on snog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Just now, Ingram85 said: I swear you're making this **** up Ruge! This much stuff cannot happen to one person on a regular basis. On my life mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 minute ago, PompeyVillan said: The only surprise is that you pushed him away. He's not a looker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wazzap24 Posted August 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 29, 2017 39 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: He's not a looker. Just let him plough through you and see how you feel after. Could be a life changing experience. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, wazzap24 said: Just let him plough through you and see how you feel after. Could be a life changing experience. it's definitely not for me. Don't get me wrong I've been attracted to blokes in past, but I'm definitely straight. It all makes sense now because the bloke on question has made a couple of remarks in the past which I never thought much of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted August 29, 2017 Moderator Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Here's a new one for you gentlemen and gentlemen. Neighbour who lives just at the back of me has tried kissing me twice. No bullshit, no playing up, it's the gods honest truth. Tried it a few months back whilst we were both pissed and on our own, and he popped round Saturday night whilst my wife was at reading festival. just as he was leaving he tried kissing me again. I pushed him off and he just went. Next morning he pops round as if nothing has happened. Wife thinks it's funny but I'm a bit taken back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Here's a new one for you gentlemen and gentlemen. Neighbour who lives just at the back of me has tried kissing me twice. No bullshit, no playing up, it's the gods honest truth. Tried it a few months back whilst we were both pissed and on our own, and he popped round Saturday night whilst my wife was at reading festival. just as he was leaving he tried kissing me again. I pushed him off and he just went. Next morning he pops round as if nothing has happened. Wife thinks it's funny but I'm a bit taken back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 42 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: it's definitely not for me. Don't get me wrong I've been attracted to blokes in past, but I'm definitely straight. It all makes sense now because the bloke on question has made a couple of remarks in the past which I never thought much of. I'd like to be gay tbh. Mainly just becuase blokes are pure filth and tend to have higher sex drives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted August 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 hour ago, wazzap24 said: I'd like to be gay tbh. Mainly just becuase blokes are pure filth and tend to have higher sex drives. Yeah but you'd have an arsehole like a ripped out fireplace. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 23 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Yeah but you'd have an arsehole like a ripped out fireplace. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Yeah but you'd have an arsehole like a ripped out fireplace. No more constipation you say? COUNT ME IN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted August 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 29, 2017 8 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Don't get me wrong I've been attracted to blokes in past, but I'm definitely straight. 3 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 30, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2017 My current predicament: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 19 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Not in a ghey way, but for example I've always had a thing for Micheal Hutchence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 I'm no expert here, on account of being the most boringly vanilla guy in the room. But I think having a little bit of a thing for any small number of blokes for a small proportion of time under some limited circumstances, that probably makes you a bit bi. Which is fine. In the brief flickering spark of our nano second of existence here on earth, you'll be considered quite cool and modern. Eventually however, you'll die and then spend the rest of eternity burning in hell with a red hot rusty poker up your arse, and Harris Milstead sticking his tongue in your ear. But well, we can worry about that tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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