Xela Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Alabama hot pocket FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Missus' birthday yesterday, went to the Munster Final, drinking since about 9 o'clock, having a great day, now my girlfriend has a lot of friends from college that she doesn't really see, so obviously I wanted her to spend as much time with them as possible as they were down for the game. Plan was there was a bus home booked for 7pm, now around half 5 every thing is going well and people are saying oh we'll skip the bus, I'm kind of half thinking "ah shit, work in the morning and been drinking all day". So 7 comes and goes, she's getting fairly tipsy, and honestly it is refreshing to see as she doesn't go out much, because she's paying a tonne of money for a course and doesn't really have it to go out, times ticking on next thing I know it's half 8 and no one wants to go home, she's fairly pissed drunk now at this stage now I don't mind that in the slightest, look its her birthday and she should have a good time. Another hour ticks on and she's properly hammered, we bumped into a few of my friends she's taking their pints of cider and downed them, her friends have kind of disappeared at this stage and the bouncer has told me she's not getting in again, fine so I decide to take her home. Now this is ten o'clock, no taxi driver wants to take a pissed girl on a 30mins spin to Tralee, at this stage she's asking me why do I hate her, she gets desperate fear when she's drunk and even text one of her friends asking does she hate her. I explain that I couldn't possibly, but I am very annoyed at the state she has got herself into. Luckily I bump into one of my friends, and I say to him I can't even stop and talk to him cos she's so bad, he rings me ten mins later saying he's going home and will give us a spin but traffic is brutal and he'll be about 20mins to get over where we are. At this stage she's calling me every name under the sun. Waiting 30mins for my friend, picks us up and she's calling me everything imaginable, have to stop for her to get sick on the way in twice, and just when we are almost home she gets sick over the back seat, and it's his girlfriend's car. He's absolutely sound about it, and it's I imagine a pretty awkward situation for him. Get her home at 11:30 her dad is at the door, her sister comes out and helps me bring her, everyone is saying to her how did she get so bad. Her mom is in bed, her brother and sister are up, she tells her dad who is absolutely horrified at the state she is in, to **** off twice, along with her brother & sister. She text me this morning being like I'm sorry but I'm not really in the form for her, anytime we've had a fight in the past (we've had like 4 proper proper fights and 3 have been because of her being a word removed when shes drunk), I forgive her more or less immediately because she'll be bawling crying and she's the kindest person in the world when shes not hammered & I can't really stay mad at her. My mom & dad used fight a load when I was really young & I used like hide in the hot press, but my real like worry is what would have happened had I gone home at 7 and left her there you know? What would be the recommended course of action do ye guys think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 DHUTWU. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 DHUTWU. Should have done that when she was hammered (you owe me ten quid by the way, copyright) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) nobody respects a bird with low self esteem Edited July 6, 2015 by chrisp65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Make her smoke every cigarette in the packet. That should stop her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Should have let her drink a bit more and once she's at the state known as 'Grealished' then she would be less of a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) If she's apologised to you unreservedly and apologised to her folks and your mate then just move on from it. Edited July 6, 2015 by Ingram85 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2015 That was my reaction. She's not being a dick about it now, so what's the problem? People are dicks when they're drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Missus' birthday yesterday, went to the Munster Final, drinking since about 9 o'clock, having a great day, now my girlfriend has a lot of friends from college that she doesn't really see, so obviously I wanted her to spend as much time with them as possible as they were down for the game. Plan was there was a bus home booked for 7pm, now around half 5 every thing is going well and people are saying oh we'll skip the bus, I'm kind of half thinking "ah shit, work in the morning and been drinking all day". So 7 comes and goes, she's getting fairly tipsy, and honestly it is refreshing to see as she doesn't go out much, because she's paying a tonne of money for a course and doesn't really have it to go out, times ticking on next thing I know it's half 8 and no one wants to go home, she's fairly pissed drunk now at this stage now I don't mind that in the slightest, look its her birthday and she should have a good time. Another hour ticks on and she's properly hammered, we bumped into a few of my friends she's taking their pints of cider and downed them, her friends have kind of disappeared at this stage and the bouncer has told me she's not getting in again, fine so I decide to take her home. Now this is ten o'clock, no taxi driver wants to take a pissed girl on a 30mins spin to Tralee, at this stage she's asking me why do I hate her, she gets desperate fear when she's drunk and even text one of her friends asking does she hate her. I explain that I couldn't possibly, but I am very annoyed at the state she has got herself into. Luckily I bump into one of my friends, and I say to him I can't even stop and talk to him cos she's so bad, he rings me ten mins later saying he's going home and will give us a spin but traffic is brutal and he'll be about 20mins to get over where we are. At this stage she's calling me every name under the sun. Waiting 30mins for my friend, picks us up and she's calling me everything imaginable, have to stop for her to get sick on the way in twice, and just when we are almost home she gets sick over the back seat, and it's his girlfriend's car. He's absolutely sound about it, and it's I imagine a pretty awkward situation for him. Get her home at 11:30 her dad is at the door, her sister comes out and helps me bring her, everyone is saying to her how did she get so bad. Her mom is in bed, her brother and sister are up, she tells her dad who is absolutely horrified at the state she is in, to **** off twice, along with her brother & sister. She text me this morning being like I'm sorry but I'm not really in the form for her, anytime we've had a fight in the past (we've had like 4 proper proper fights and 3 have been because of her being a word removed when shes drunk), I forgive her more or less immediately because she'll be bawling crying and she's the kindest person in the world when shes not hammered & I can't really stay mad at her. My mom & dad used fight a load when I was really young & I used like hide in the hot press, but my real like worry is what would have happened had I gone home at 7 and left her there you know? What would be the recommended course of action do ye guys think? that ay shit on what happend to me at weekend, i taught my missus a lesson she would never forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) Don't keep us in suspense RV We're all waiting... Edited July 6, 2015 by Xela 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 i will go into detail in a bit but she drank way too much on saturday and the night went from being one of the best ever to one of the worst ever, i rang the police on her in birmingham and she spent the night in the cells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 The jezza kyle show continues ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 i will go into detail in a bit but she drank way too much on saturday and the night went from being one of the best ever to one of the worst ever, i rang the police on her in birmingham and she spent the night in the cells 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Missus' birthday yesterday, went to the Munster Final, drinking since about 9 o'clock, having a great day, now my girlfriend has a lot of friends from college that she doesn't really see, so obviously I wanted her to spend as much time with them as possible as they were down for the game. Plan was there was a bus home booked for 7pm, now around half 5 every thing is going well and people are saying oh we'll skip the bus, I'm kind of half thinking "ah shit, work in the morning and been drinking all day". So 7 comes and goes, she's getting fairly tipsy, and honestly it is refreshing to see as she doesn't go out much, because she's paying a tonne of money for a course and doesn't really have it to go out, times ticking on next thing I know it's half 8 and no one wants to go home, she's fairly pissed drunk now at this stage now I don't mind that in the slightest, look its her birthday and she should have a good time. Another hour ticks on and she's properly hammered, we bumped into a few of my friends she's taking their pints of cider and downed them, her friends have kind of disappeared at this stage and the bouncer has told me she's not getting in again, fine so I decide to take her home. Now this is ten o'clock, no taxi driver wants to take a pissed girl on a 30mins spin to Tralee, at this stage she's asking me why do I hate her, she gets desperate fear when she's drunk and even text one of her friends asking does she hate her. I explain that I couldn't possibly, but I am very annoyed at the state she has got herself into. Luckily I bump into one of my friends, and I say to him I can't even stop and talk to him cos she's so bad, he rings me ten mins later saying he's going home and will give us a spin but traffic is brutal and he'll be about 20mins to get over where we are. At this stage she's calling me every name under the sun. Waiting 30mins for my friend, picks us up and she's calling me everything imaginable, have to stop for her to get sick on the way in twice, and just when we are almost home she gets sick over the back seat, and it's his girlfriend's car. He's absolutely sound about it, and it's I imagine a pretty awkward situation for him. Get her home at 11:30 her dad is at the door, her sister comes out and helps me bring her, everyone is saying to her how did she get so bad. Her mom is in bed, her brother and sister are up, she tells her dad who is absolutely horrified at the state she is in, to **** off twice, along with her brother & sister. She text me this morning being like I'm sorry but I'm not really in the form for her, anytime we've had a fight in the past (we've had like 4 proper proper fights and 3 have been because of her being a word removed when shes drunk), I forgive her more or less immediately because she'll be bawling crying and she's the kindest person in the world when shes not hammered & I can't really stay mad at her. My mom & dad used fight a load when I was really young & I used like hide in the hot press, but my real like worry is what would have happened had I gone home at 7 and left her there you know? What would be the recommended course of action do ye guys think? Typical Kerry animal behaviour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 If she's apologised to you unreservedly and apologised to her folks and your mate then just move on from it. She's ginge too Ingram do you get like that can I ask? My dad does as well. Ah she feels like shit today apologised to everyone a million times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Come on RV, get off that **** roof and tell us the tale 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Has RV been locked up as well? Did the missus tap up Henry for some testimony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 apparently the missus was released and they are taking some time to work through some issues in a grown up mature way 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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