Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 31 minutes ago, Xela said: "When I was younger..." You still do it now. Admit it! If I listened to music through head phones, yes, I probably would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 35 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: **** freak, man. Full on Rock N Roller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 31, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Been listening to some live Zeppelin tonight, and it made me think of when I was younger, and I used to listen to music in my grandads music room with the headphones on. I've always been a fan of live albums, I love them. When I used to listen to live albums with the headphones on, I'd always pretend I was in the band, and I was a certain member. My main two were Sabbath and Zeppelin. I was always jimmy Page in Zeppelin, and Ozzy in Sabbath. Iommi was never my favourite in terms of stage presence, and plant was never my favourite style as a frontman. When you listen to zep, it makes you want to dance about, it's just that kind of music. I'd be bending the strings, and proper getting in the groove on stage. I'd be Infront of thousands of people in my head, and I'd be buzzing my head off whilst listening to them. Whatever girls I liked at the time, I'd imagine they were front row, or at the side of the stage watching. Used to love taking that solo. Anyone else used to do this in their youth? Wouldnt it be easier to just play the pink oboe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, bickster said: Wouldnt it be easier to just play the pink oboe? Had to google that. I play that too much as it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 On 28/01/2018 at 20:06, Stevo985 said: I think a lot of male pornstars don’t enjoy it at all. Any man who has tried to get his other half knocked up knows that when you absolutely know for a fact you’re having sex on a given day it’s nowhere near as good. A lot of the thrill is in the chase (not literally, but maybe sometimes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 31, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Genie said: Any man who has tried to get his other half knocked up knows that when you absolutely know for a fact you’re having sex on a given day it’s nowhere near as good. A lot of the thrill is in the chase (not literally, but maybe sometimes). I think unless you’re one of the few very successful ones, the life of a pornstar is pretty **** miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 (edited) Porn is bullshit anyway. It's such a false picture of how sex is. With porn being so available to view these days, younger folk probably think that's how it's meant to be, and that will put pressure on young kids to try and emulate that. I mean who makes noises like some of those porn stars. I'd feel embarrassed to ****, if I started growling and howling like some of the men do. No doubt it's heaven having a load of naked women sat all over you having their wicked way, but have some control over your emotions ffs . Edited January 31, 2018 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I was round this house once with some bird, and my mate was with another bird upstairs. He was making more noise than her. I was absolutely pissing myself with laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2018 Why don't I jockey for position like all the other twunts as the lift nears the ground floor? What do they know that I don't? Is there some sort of rule that says the last one out of the lift is a div or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted February 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, choffer said: Why don't I jockey for position like all the other twunts as the lift nears the ground floor? What do they know that I don't? Is there some sort of rule that says the last one out of the lift is a div or something? Just let one rip on the way down, its what they deserve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted February 1, 2018 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, bickster said: Just let one rip on the way down, its what they deserve That would be wrong, on so many levels. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 On 1/27/2018 at 17:06, Rugeley Villa said: I love it when that happens. I went through a stage not long ago, where loads was coming out. It was unreal,and she loved it. You know you can clench muscles down there to pull your balls up to your torso? If you pull them up and keep them up, incrementally increasing the time you're doing this over weeks - like working on any other muscle system, your orgasms gain intensity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Xann said: You know you can clench muscles down there to pull your balls up to your torso? If you pull them up and keep them up, incrementally increasing the time you're doing this over weeks - like working on any other muscle system, your orgasms gain intensity. Prove it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xann Posted February 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) Thomas the Tank Engine's orgasm face... .... before the bollock lift program... ... and after... Edited February 1, 2018 by Xann 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Xann said: You know you can clench muscles down there to pull your balls up to your torso? If you pull them up and keep them up, incrementally increasing the time you're doing this over weeks - like working on any other muscle system, your orgasms gain intensity. I've heard about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 7 hours ago, Xann said: You know you can clench muscles down there to pull your balls up to your torso? If you pull them up and keep them up, incrementally increasing the time you're doing this over weeks - like working on any other muscle system, your orgasms gain intensity. Makes me feel uncomfortable just reading that. Mine disaapeared once when I jumped in some really cold water and it was f***in horrible. I was panicking, thinking they weren't going to drop back down. Traumatic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Why does the word 'Wonder' have a capital letter in the thread title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Risso said: Why does the word 'Wonder' have a capital letter in the thread title? Tone's special, innit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Xann said: Tone's special, innit! You might say that, I couldn't possibly... Edited February 1, 2018 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 https://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/?lang=en How fast can VT type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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