packoman Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Can you get dark chocolate digestives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Could have posted this in a couple of places (Things that piss you off, or even the sha thread), but decide on posting here as it made me laugh. I’m not day at my desk own today, but I clocked two of our sales guys (who are in the office today) talking, and one of them screwed his face up, at the Villa / Trinity Road sign I’ve got on my desk. Someone on my team pointed to me, and so being polite, I said, “Oh, you’re a bluenose are you?” To which he replied, “Yeah.” The other guy, made a bit of a "oooh" sound, and tired to lighten the mood. Not being a complete clearing in the woods, I tried to have bit of chat with him. I think I said something like, " Looks like we'll have the derby back next season", but he wasn’t having it. Typical childish sh*t you get from that lot. Grow up you ******* tit! Your fault for communicating with a scummer Volley to the jaw was required 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) Could have posted this in a couple of places (Things that piss you off, or even the sha thread), but decide on posting here as it made me laugh. I’m not day at my desk own today, but I clocked two of our sales guys (who are in the office today) talking, and one of them screwed his face up, at the Villa / Trinity Road sign I’ve got on my desk. Someone on my team pointed to me, and so being polite, I said, “Oh, you’re a bluenose are you?” To which he replied, “Yeah.” The other guy, made a bit of a "oooh" sound, and tired to lighten the mood. Not being a complete clearing in the woods, I tried to have bit of chat with him. I think I said something like, " Looks like we'll have the derby back next season", but he wasn’t having it. Typical childish sh*t you get from that lot. Grow up you ******* tit! Your fault for communicating with a scummer Volley to the jaw was required When I told my house mate, he reminded me that a similar thing happened when we went to the cricket in Barbados. We got talking to this oldish guy (a nose), who seemed very friendly, until he found out I was a Villa fan, then didn't say another word to us all day. Edited February 13, 2015 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 13, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2015 Can you get dark chocolate digestives? [emoji33] Go into any supermarket and you'll see dozens of packets of them! The only sort worth buying. If I was just eating chocolate I'd buy milk, but for biscuit coverage it has to be dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Could have posted this in a couple of places (Things that piss you off, or even the sha thread), but decide on posting here as it made me laugh. I’m not day at my desk own today, but I clocked two of our sales guys (who are in the office today) talking, and one of them screwed his face up, at the Villa / Trinity Road sign I’ve got on my desk. Someone on my team pointed to me, and so being polite, I said, “Oh, you’re a bluenose are you?” To which he replied, “Yeah.” The other guy, made a bit of a "oooh" sound, and tired to lighten the mood. Not being a complete clearing in the woods, I tried to have bit of chat with him. I think I said something like, " Looks like we'll have the derby back next season", but he wasn’t having it. Typical childish sh*t you get from that lot. Grow up you ******* tit! Your fault for communicating with a scummer Volley to the jaw was required When I told my house mate, he reminded me that a similar thing happened when we went to the cricket in Barbados. We got talking to this oldish guy (a nose), who seemed very friendly, until he found out I was a Villa fan, then didn't say another word to us all day. They are all, without exception, bitter bastards. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Little bit of side boob from Rachel tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Pics or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 She's definitely cheering me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Neil Sedakas Solitaire. Just **** awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Digbeth Dining Club. Best street food in the UK for the last two years. Shame it's only open at weekends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Roses are red, violets are blue, show us your tits Roses are red, violets are blue, here's my knife, get in the van any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Can you get dark chocolate digestives? Try them, you'll never go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Could have posted this in a couple of places (Things that piss you off, or even the sha thread), but decide on posting here as it made me laugh. I’m not day at my desk own today, but I clocked two of our sales guys (who are in the office today) talking, and one of them screwed his face up, at the Villa / Trinity Road sign I’ve got on my desk. Someone on my team pointed to me, and so being polite, I said, “Oh, you’re a bluenose are you?” To which he replied, “Yeah.” The other guy, made a bit of a "oooh" sound, and tired to lighten the mood. Not being a complete clearing in the woods, I tried to have bit of chat with him. I think I said something like, " Looks like we'll have the derby back next season", but he wasn’t having it. Typical childish sh*t you get from that lot. Grow up you ******* tit! Your fault for communicating with a scummer Volley to the jaw was required When I told my house mate, he reminded me that a similar thing happened when we went to the cricket in Barbados. We got talking to this oldish guy (a nose), who seemed very friendly, until he found out I was a Villa fan, then didn't say another word to us all day. They are all, without exception, bitter bastards. I've had pretty good experiences. Watched the QF 4 years ago in the uni bar with 3 bluenoses. Good hearted banter all game then we went out drinking afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 roses are red violets are blue i have a shotgun and it's pointing at you always worked a treat for me in my previous life as a serial killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2015 (edited) roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius. Roses are red, Violets are blue, The rugby is on, And there's hoovering to do Edited February 14, 2015 by choffer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Tim Sherwood being appointed Villa boss. Yeah, there, I said it. In off topic of all places. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Tim Sherwood being appointed Villa boss. Yeah, there, I said it. In off topic of all places. Yes, I'm genuinely excited about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Ben and Jerrys ice cream. Been craving it like a bitch recently. Just nipped to Waitrose and picked up a few tubs of assorted deliciousness. That's my evening sorted (and no doubt a belly ache later!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Tim Sherwood being appointed Villa boss. Yeah, there, I said it. In off topic of all places. Yes, I'm genuinely excited about it. You two are being sarcastic, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Nope. Young hungry passionate coach coming into the club I love. Exciting times. It could all go tits up but it was already tits up so anything is a positive! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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