Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, il_serpente said: That clip’s from the wrong movie for that quote. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted July 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2023 The original quote comes from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (Bogart movie). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2023 34 minutes ago, Tegis said: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" 18 minutes ago, Designer1 said: The original quote comes from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (Bogart movie). Totally different quote, just like Ice Ice Baby is totally different to Under preassure 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2023 It's not raining. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted July 28, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 28, 2023 I do pretty much all the cooking in our house. I enjoy it, I use it to de stress, it’s turned in to my job, I think I’m half decent at it. The upshot of this, is the other half never cooks, like, never. Two weeks ago they suggested they were going to cook a meal, great, a treat, bring it on. 10 minutes later there’s a crash, a bang, and some screaming and swearing as our biggest chopping board has been dropped corner first on to a foot! Two weeks of limping I’ve finally persuaded them to call the doctor, the doctor has recommended an x-ray. July, and the first foray in to the kitchen in 2023, and they’ve ended up in hospital. This anecdote will only get better over the years and years and years I shall be telling it. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 38 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I do pretty much all the cooking in our house. I enjoy it, I use it to de stress, it’s turned in to my job, I think I’m half decent at it. The upshot of this, is the other half never cooks, like, never. Two weeks ago they suggested they were going to cook a meal, great, a treat, bring it on. 10 minutes later there’s a crash, a bang, and some screaming and swearing as our biggest chopping board has been dropped corner first on to a foot! Two weeks of limping I’ve finally persuaded them to call the doctor, the doctor has recommended an x-ray. July, and the first foray in to the kitchen in 2023, and they’ve ended up in hospital. This anecdote will only get better over the years and years and years I shall be telling it. Similar for me, I close the door, put some music on, and it's a period to just relax and be a bit creative. I think my other half had cooked twice this year. Once was a Shepard's pie that was burnt on the top and not cooked on the bottom, and the second was a curry which actually wasn't bad, but I did have to intervene to put out a fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2023 You guys are the mirror image of me. I hate cooking, I almost never do it, and when I do, it's crap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trekka Posted July 29, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2023 I'm up in Brum from Monday for the week and a good mate of mine has decided to throw a BBQ for me at his house. At one point he was threatening to order a whole butchered cow. It turns out that he has been creative and said he has like 10 different small plates for us all to nibble through the evening, almost like a tasting menu with different sauces (fish, chicken, pork, beef and lots of different salads etc). I asked what beers would he like me to bring over and he said "no need! I've bought loads!", but then went on to say bring whatever you fancy. He's a good egg that one - it'll only be me, his girlfriend and him for the night. It'll be my birthday and he's obviously spent a fortune on stuff. When he said bring whatever you fancy, I said don't tempt me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Survived a day at the cricket and now on the hoy in that there London… current bar and I’m thinking of a certain poster , amused me far more than it should actually a good pub .. vinyl records and make a request … and not a hipster in sight 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 29, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2023 2 hours ago, trekka said: it'll only be me, his girlfriend and him for the night. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted July 29, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I was waiting for that after reading it back . VT does not disappoint. Edited July 29, 2023 by trekka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Saturday night. Country pub. Beers with mates. Live music. Perfick! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Xela said: Saturday night. Country pub. Beers with mates. Live music. Perfick! Where as my sat night in London turned into a pub full of country people been a good day out though all in all , I’m gonna regret it tomorrow though 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted July 30, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 29/07/2023 at 21:56, tonyh29 said: Survived a day at the cricket and now on the hoy in that there London… current bar and I’m thinking of a certain poster , amused me far more than it should actually a good pub .. vinyl records and make a request … and not a hipster in sight Coming out tonight? Nah, I got the Beatle shits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Norwegian Log. Love Me Poo. The Long And Winding Load. Hey Pood. Help! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Just now, chrisp65 said: Norwegian Log. Love Me Poo. The Long And Winding Load. Hey Pood. Help! Ticket to wipe Here comes the runs Twist and snap Lucy in the sky with at wipes Paperback wiper 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Wet back While my bum gently weeps Brown submarine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Dogg Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Dingleberry Fields Forever In my wipe We can work it out. Day Shitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) Old brown poo A hard day's shite Poo on the hill Happiness is a warm poo Honey poo Poo of us And... All things must pass (through) Edited July 30, 2023 by villa4europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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