Popular Post villa4europe Posted August 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2020 My German wife waking up, me telling her she was snoring and getting a half asleep response of "bollocks, you're talking shit" Doesn't get much more fluent than that 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) So many threads but should have been on the Euro pub crawl this weekend , but cancelled. By airline ... plan b also got cancelled and Plan C festival in Godstone also cancelled .. so plan j , pub crawl in London , going well. ..: but currently in a cocktail bar in Covent Garden selling cocktails and playing music whilst trying to enforce a no dancing rule .. which involves a bouncer walking around the bar and everyone getting up dancing like mad until he turns around like a game you played when you were kids .... I just got caught mid air leap off my bar stool but managed to blag it like I’d been attacked by a wasp ... small things but it’s like being 12 and 45 in one night Edited August 16, 2020 by tonyh29 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) .. Edited August 16, 2020 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 On 13/08/2020 at 22:32, villa4europe said: My German wife waking up, me telling her she was snoring and getting a half asleep response of "bollocks, you're talking shit" Doesn't get much more fluent than that What's "DHUTWU" auf deutsch ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 25 minutes ago, mottaloo said: What's "DHUTWU" auf deutsch ? Traum weiter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 On 08/08/2020 at 15:37, wazzap24 said: Women’s thighs cheer me up. Thick ones, not overly thick, but the kind that would get a bit of chub-rub on a long walk. Ideally tanned and tattooed. Not a big fan of tattoos, especially big ones. Makes me an old git I know. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Princess Anne finally promoted to Air Chief Marshall. About bloody time. Well done Anne, your efforts rewarded. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 16, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Princess Anne finally promoted to Air Chief Marshall. About bloody time. Well done Anne, your efforts rewarded. Was it because she nearly managed to make a car fly? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 2 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Not a big fan of tattoos, especially big ones. Makes me an old git I know. Me neither. Look absolutely terrible when they are on the thighs. /old fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 NSFW as there's a couple of F bombs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 When you find a new flavour of Toblerone shall report back on taste once I get passed checkout 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted August 23, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: shall report back on taste once I get passed checkout Orange flavored chocolate belongs here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 23, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) I was waiting for Bicks, but Tegis beat him to it. I'd be all over orange Toblerone like a rash. (*past* checkout, btw). Edited August 23, 2020 by mjmooney 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 23, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Tegis said: Orange flavored chocolate belongs here Is exactly the right answer. I wouldn't even let Toblerony through customs with that. We need Australian Style customs checks for alien foodstuffs like orange flavoured chocolate, we have a big enough problem with our indigenous chocolate / orange combo foodstuffs trying to ruin our tastebuds without this foreign muck, I though Brexit would sort this nonsense out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Heathens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 23, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: Heathens I like Toblerone but anything that breaks the chocolate / orange law must be destroyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Terrys chocolate orange is an exception at Christmas (like drinking before mid 10am) but otherwise I’m not a fan of orange flavour chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 The verdict is in initially I was like , Meh ... but it kinda grows on you so with that in mind here are the official scores 1st Salted Almond 2nd Original 3rd White chocolate 4th Coconut 5th Orange Zest 6th Fruit and Nut 7th Dark chocolate sure I’ve missed a flavour somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 23, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Genie said: Terrys chocolate orange is an exception at Christmas (like drinking before mid 10am) but otherwise I’m not a fan of orange flavour chocolate. That is exactly what started my patholgical dislike of the flavour combo. My parents used to give me one every xmas. In later years I was sneaking it out of the house to give to someone... anyone so as to not offend. It had become something of a tradition 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, bickster said: That is exactly what started my patholgical dislike of the flavour combo. My parents used to give me one every xmas. In later years I was sneaking it out of the house to give to someone... anyone so as to not offend. It had become something of a tradition I buy my wife one every year... you might be onto something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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