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As a Villa fan and an atheist, I have a problem. I have to resolve the paradox:

God does not exist

Paul McGrath is God

Therefore Paul McGrath does not exist

???

I have that problem also, its like when you butter some toast and glue it face up on a cats back and then throw it out of a window, the cat cannot land and floats 10 mm above the ground.

It's science I suppose :D

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Since even I am nervous about this game I decided to read some FOTC quotes and Scrubs quotes, it's done the trick...I got a good laugh or 6 out of it. :) UTV!!

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Skybet currently doing a promo for a free £10 bet, no deposit needed. I did it a few weeks a go and when Man City were 1-0 down to Chelsea at home stuck it on them to win. Got 6/1 so a nice free £60. I never normally bet.

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small heath supporters taking the pi$$ out of Villa for 'maybe' ending up in the division they're already in. Seriously, just how stupid are they? :lol:
You know what? I don't blame them.

We gloated when they went down, then got stuck with their shite former manager and now we're all pissed off. And there's a good chance they could get promoted, never mind us going down.

Karma.

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Skybet currently doing a promo for a free £10 bet, no deposit needed. I did it a few weeks a go and when Man City were 1-0 down to Chelsea at home stuck it on them to win. Got 6/1 so a nice free £60. I never normally bet.

Hot UK Deals? Or can you just go straight to the site?

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Skybet currently doing a promo for a free £10 bet, no deposit needed. I did it a few weeks a go and when Man City were 1-0 down to Chelsea at home stuck it on them to win. Got 6/1 so a nice free £60. I never normally bet.

Hot UK Deals? Or can you just go straight to the site?

I saw it initially on HUKD but saw an ad on TV last night (I think) saying no deposit needed.

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small heath supporters taking the pi$$ out of Villa for 'maybe' ending up in the division they're already in. Seriously, just how stupid are they? :lol:
You know what? I don't blame them.

We gloated when they went down, then got stuck with their shite former manager and now we're all pissed off. And there's a good chance they could get promoted, never mind us going down.

Karma.

We gloated when they went down because we were literally in a league above them, and we'd contributed to them going down. They're basically saying "ha ha ha, Villa are so shit they might be as bad as us"

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Choose your own Adventure books. What happened to them? I had, like, eight Super Mario ones, two Sonic the Hedgehog ones and even a Knightmare one.

Steve Jackson ftw.

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I looked for a job yesterday, y'know, just seeing what's about. I'm pretty happy in my job, it's good..

Anyway, I got an interview Friday 8)

I'm not too fussed if I get it, but the job spec is basically the same as mine, but without as much travelling, so that's a bonus. Just pleased with how quick someone wanted to speak to me!

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