Troglodyte Posted September 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2013 something HANDCUFFS something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) I'm straighter than everyone else so I'd definitely have sexual relations with that woman on multiple occasions, with some sexual activities alluding to her profession. Edited September 17, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I would positively cuff her up and beat her with my truncheon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Sex. With her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 as much as I try to be as PC as poss, she does look like a thoroughly nice chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 18, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 18, 2013 Laughing like an eejit in the car yesterday when Voodoo People randomly played on the radio. The Tommy Seebach mashup video has ruined that song for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Aldi cheers me up. Why more people don't shop there I have no idea. Its brilliant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I've been there a few times lately and their version of quavers are heavenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) I've been there a few times lately and their version of quavers are heavenly As are their imitation frazzles! Edited September 19, 2013 by stwefano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Its not even imitation though, its all the normal Scandinavian and German brand stuff that our label/brand conscious society wouldn't look at because it isn't a British make or whatever. Daft. Still, I save about £80 a month through shopping with them so the less people that shop there the better as prices will stay cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 The crisps are definitely imitation, we have a multi pack of "Monster Claws" in the cupboard at the moment. The flavours are Beef, Flaming Hot and Pickled Onion. Not that I am complaining, they are pretty tasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Once worked at Lidl's head office in Wimbledon over the winter months when I was doing shows. They are really very fussy about what goes on to the shelves. There's a kitchen there, they systematically compare their rivals food against their own. If the Lidl version is thought to be inferior, it's pulled from the stores. I've no problem with shopping at Lidl and Aldi (similar set up) having seen how they operate, despite being cheap they give a monkey's. Unlike Tesco and Sainsbury's whose products have taken a serious dive in quality, 'Finest' my arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Anthony Posted September 19, 2013 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2013 Hey Xann, you may have met my mate Matthew Nobbs who used to work there. May have been a buyer. Or a warehouse something or other. In other news, my brother's adopted children arrive today. I'm finally going to be an uncle. They married in 98 and started trying for kids about 2000. Many miscarriages and rounds of IVF later, they started down the adoption trail. It's taken two and a half years, but today they welcome an eight year old girl and her six year old brother into their family. Absolutely momentous. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I was in the legal/property dept. Spent most of the time with a very angry woman called Vivian, then with a German automaton whose name escapes me. She'd have been pretty if she smiled. The boss was Alex Boening, nice guy. Despite being German he was such an ardent Anglophile he supported England. It must have been 2001 cos he'd been overjoyed when Owen ripped Germany a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Homourless Krauts? Well I never! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted September 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2013 Meeting Roy Hodgson tonight. Whatever you might think of his ability to lead the national team, he is a thoroughly nice man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Once worked at Lidl's head office in Wimbledon over the winter months when I was doing shows. They are really very fussy about what goes on to the shelves. There's a kitchen there, they systematically compare their rivals food against their own. If the Lidl version is thought to be inferior, it's pulled from the stores. I've no problem with shopping at Lidl and Aldi (similar set up) having seen how they operate, despite being cheap they give a monkey's. Unlike Tesco and Sainsbury's whose products have taken a serious dive in quality, 'Finest' my arse. Had a client over from Germany today and she insists the best juice on the market is lidl's own brand ... Taking into account she works for another well known brand that is a competitor , it is an interesting statement and maybe an indication that lidl's stuff is as you mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Meeting Roy Hodgson tonight. Whatever you might think of his ability to lead the national team, he is a thoroughly nice man.I hope you asked him about Gabby's omission! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 THIS Cheers me up no end. Sink the soap dodging fucktards. Russia 'seizes' Greenpeace ship after Arctic rig protest The BBC's Steve Rosenberg says Interfax is reporting that the ship will be brought in to Murmansk by coastguards Continue reading the main story Related Stories Greenpeace assails Arctic oil rig Arctic mission to protect Russian wildlife Arctic oil spill plan 'useless' Greenpeace says 30 activists, including six Britons, are being held at gunpoint by Russian security officers who stormed the group's ship in the Arctic. One of the activists told the BBC that about 15 men in balaclavas seized the Arctic Sunrise ship in the Barents Sea. This comes a day after four Greenpeace members tried to board a Russian oil platform to prevent it from drilling. The group says this threatens a unique and fragile environment - a claim denied by Moscow. Speaking to the BBC on Thursday, one activist on the ship said Greenpeace members were being held in the galley of the Arctic Sunrise, while the captain was being detained on the bridge. The activist said he believed the armed men were members of Russia's internal security service, the FSB. An armed coastguard points a gun at an activist aboard a Greenpeace boat A Russian coastguard ship fired shots across a Greenpeace ship Greenpeace also said its vessel was boarded in international waters and called on Russian President Vladimir Putin to release the crew immediately. The ship is now expected to be taken to the Russian port of Murmansk. The Russian foreign ministry earlier accused the group of "aggressive and provocative" behaviour. It said the actions of the activists who had tried to board Gazprom's Prirazlomnaya drilling rig on Wednesday "threatened people's lives and could lead to environmental catastrophe in the Arctic with unpredictable consequences". Greenpeace spokesperson Ben Stewart: "I got a call from a friend of mine last night, who was actually in the mess of the Arctic Sunrise, he said he was under armed guard" Moscow also said that its coastguard vessel had to fire warning shots across the Dutch-flagged Arctic Sunrise. The Dutch ambassador to Moscow was summoned to the foreign ministry over Greenpeace's action. A foreign ministry spokesman in The Hague later told Dutch media the issue had "our full attention" and that contacts with the Russian authorities would be pursued over what had happened. The Gazprom project is Russia's first effort to extract oil from the Barents Sea. Prirazlomnaya is scheduled to begin production by the end of the year. Russia's economy and its recent growth depends to a large extent on income from its huge oil and gas deposits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 20, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2013 Coastguard wearing balaclavas. Seems fair enough. Probably weather-related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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