Wainy316 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Eating the ingredients is the general aim of meal consumption. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, useless said: I don't like sandwiches and I don't like bacon. With most recipes I'd rather just eat the ingredients, I'm just not that extravagant when it comes to food. That's cool. We're just playin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, useless said: I don't like sandwiches and I don't like bacon. With most recipes I'd rather just eat the ingredients, I'm just not that extravagant when it comes to food. extravagant! all you've got is a **** plate, and given the way this has gone, I suspect that's actually a piece of wood, and I suspect that's still in the tree, which presumably you haven't planted yet as you don't like disturbing the earth Edited February 3, 2016 by chrisp65 as BOF, only playing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, useless said: I don't like sandwiches and I don't like bacon. With most recipes I'd rather just eat the ingredients, I'm just not that extravagant when it comes to food. Yeah I'm with you , I like nothing more than sitting down to a 7 course meal of margarine or softened butter followed by caster sugar. followed by 3 large eggs. followed by self-raising flour followed by baking powder. followed by vanilla extract. followed by pinch of salt. instead of combing the ingredients together 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I don't like any of those things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 If only Ed had eaten a useless sandwich, things could have been so different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HanoiVillan Posted February 3, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2016 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: Atlantic Cafe down the dock behind a couple of lock ups. Best full breakfast, best bacon sandwiches. As for butter, or sauce, or lubricant. you get what you're given, sit down shut up they'll bring it over when they're ready. Are you addressing anyone in particular here, or are these the opening lines of some kind of Barry Island neo-noir novel you're writing? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted February 3, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2016 "Chris had ordered the lubricant. He always ordered the lubricant. Chocolate hazelnut. A man of habit and extraordinary sexual deviancy... " We need a VT novel 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) 23 minutes ago, BOF said: "Chris had ordered the lubricant. He always ordered the lubricant. Chocolate hazelnut. A man of habit and extraordinary sexual deviancy... " We need a VT novel bagsie I get the part of the character that gets to bang Baselayers ( sorry for bringing the tone down , but if it wasn't me it would only have been someone else) Edited February 3, 2016 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I did actually start an Island Noir novel, but spent more time working out the sound track for the film rights. Starts with a murder (obviously). All you get is a close up panning shot of male legs, in grey suit trousers and sensible black shoes being dragged across a high shine pristine white tiled kitchen floor. Pristine other than the copious bright red blood trail the body dragging is creating. Like a mop, through letterbox red paint. This, whilst 'Amo Solo Te' by Caterina Valente is playing. There'll need to be some basic end credit thanks to Xann there. The vicar would be played by Ruge, and Useless would be a celebrity chef with an addiction to poppers. Tony gets to shag a cross dresser, and kind of knows it before he even gets started. Yeah, easily distracted.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Tony gets to shag a cross dresser an upgrade on Baselayers ... Bonus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2016 Ooh ooh, can I be the village idiot who stands on the edge of town waving frantically at all the new cars driving by, but actually turns out to be a calculated evil genius in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2016 I'll be the guy lurking in the shadows that turns out to have very little to do with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, BOF said: Ooh ooh, can I be the village idiot who stands on the edge of town waving frantically at all the new cars driving by, but actually turns out to be a calculated evil genius in the end how about all the new cars are driven by the same person in some form of weird dream sequence .... StanBalaban and his countless cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted February 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2016 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: any excuse for another play of this Blimey, That lady Gaga has let herself go a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, BOF said: Ooh ooh, can I be the village idiot who stands on the edge of town waving frantically at all the new cars driving by, but actually turns out to be a calculated evil genius in the end I know you're nothing like him, but I always picture you as Dara Ó Briain. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 23 minutes ago, blandy said: Blimey, That lady Gaga has let herself go a bit. Talking about let herself go, what the hell has happened to Jennifer Ellison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, AlwaysAVFC said: Talking about let herself go, what the hell has happened to Jennifer Ellison? I guess after Friends finished she had too much time on her hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2016 33 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I know you're nothing like him, but I always picture you as Dara Ó Briain. Yeah ... well ... I always picture you as Steptoe, so huh. I don't really. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 3, 2016 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2016 1 hour ago, AlwaysAVFC said: Talking about let herself go, what the hell has happened to Jennifer Ellison? Used to have a massive crush on her. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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