dAVe80 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The Fookin size of the spiders in the house already !!! All desperately looking for sex too. What's your excuse? I'm not bothered. I'm just gonna stay in, and watch arachnid porn. Ginger of course. Can't beat a hot Red Back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Had Chicken pox when I was 6/7 don't really remember it much, though I do remember the odd spot on the scalp which was annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I had it when I was 12. It was shite then. Apparently the older you get it the worse it is, which I guess is why mums used to have chickenpox parties to get their kids infected if one had it. Actually I don't know if chickenpox parties were a real thing or if I made it up. Was that the one where they would throw all their keys in a bowl and then the daddies would come and take somebody else's mommy away? We had those too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 The Fookin size of the spiders in the house already !!! All desperately looking for sex too. What's your excuse? I'm not bothered. I'm just gonna stay in, and watch arachnid porn. Ginger of course. Can't beat a hot Red Back. Black Widow for me. Can't beat a bit of ebony porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 The Fookin size of the spiders in the house already !!! All desperately looking for sex too.What's your excuse? I'm not bothered. I'm just gonna stay in, and watch arachnid porn. Ginger of course. Can't beat a hot Red Back. Black Widow for me. Can't beat a bit of ebony porn As long as they also have a dead husband? Sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Been farting for the past half an hour continuously, Jesus my belly feels messed up. Even worse is that I'm in bed so the gases are trapped under my blanket leaving me to choke on the butt fumes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 can i smell pls pls asl? pls 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I have trapped wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted September 1, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2015 I have trapped wind. Pretty impressive superpower. Can you cage the thunder and ride the lightning too? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted September 1, 2015 Administrator Share Posted September 1, 2015 I have trapped wind. Careful, this is how Christianity got started. A random air god was morphed into the Holy Ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 1, 2015 Moderator Share Posted September 1, 2015 Random air God. That's a fart isn't it. The holy ghost is someone's digestive system doing its thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Darren Gibson gets pissed goes driving, hits a group of cyclists, drives off without stopping, crashes in to a petrol pump at a garage Gets a 20 month driving ban and community service Not going to start banging the footballers above the law drum, and I don't know how pissed he was, and he pleaded guilty which will have reduced his sentence...but anyone know roughly how lenient that sentence is? I've never done something similar, a lad I work with was drink driving, refused to pull over, tried to give the cops the run and crashed in a cemetery and he didn't get jail time but he didn't get the additional 2 charges (hitting someone, not reporting an accident) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I have trapped wind. Pretty impressive superpower. Can you cage the thunder and ride the lightning too? Ain't that hard, just hold a jar to the wind and then close it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted September 1, 2015 Administrator Share Posted September 1, 2015 Ain't that hard, just hold a jar to the wind and then close it. And after that, the rest is just branding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I was thinking about selling jars of 'Irish Air' to gullible Yanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 1, 2015 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2015 Random help needed. I need to dress as a "Peaky Blinder" in 2 weeks (long story). Having never watched "Peaky Blinders" I don't really know what that entails. But after some research I'm nearly sorted. What I'm lacking is a shirt. Anyone know where I can buy a shirt like good old Cillian is wearing here? BEcause I've looked everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted September 1, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2015 I was thinking about selling jars of 'Irish Air' to gullible Yanks. Whoa, you're selling air from Ireland? The same that Joyce and Yeats breathed? Do you take PayPal? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Armstrongs Do you actually want a separate stiff collar and a collarless shirt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 1, 2015 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2015 Whatever's cheapest/easiest. I'm wearing it for one night and it'll probably never see the light of day after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Fancy dress is only ever fun when it's your idea. And even then, everyone will hate you for it, apart from the wimmin' of course. They love dress up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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