Popular Post GarethRDR Posted June 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2023 (edited) 15 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Scenes as Helenius asks for another go in the cockpit. "Have you ever had your pants pulled down by a Belgian man?" Edited June 21, 2023 by GarethRDR 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 I was driving home from the gym just now and had a bit of a dilemma, I was coming up to a pedestrian crossing and there was a lady, about 40ish, who had fallen or fainted in the road. Another lady was helping her and the guy in the car in front also got out to check on her. As the second car should I also have got out and checked how she was? I have no medical or first aid training really but she was clearly alive so I thought I'd be no help and drove past but can't help feel a bit guilty. To be fair a car behind me (probably a BMW or Audi) had already made their move past so I wasn't the biggest arsehole there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 No point clogging up the road further, potentially hindering any incoming ambulance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VILLAMARV Posted June 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2023 ah well, don't think i'll be off to footie tonight. Got my shorts and red32 era home shirt on ready to leave then at the front door (and for the first time in my life) I sharted. That was a really grim half an hour 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted June 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2023 6 hours ago, lapal_fan said: You forgot to add ", ask @Xela" Hey, anyone can make 8 or 9 mistakes like that. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Who amongst us hasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HallGreenVillan Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 36 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: ah well, don't think i'll be off to footie tonight. Got my shorts and red32 era home shirt on ready to leave then at the front door (and for the first time in my life) I sharted. That was a really grim half an hour welcome to the club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 I think I’m a shart virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 53 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: ah well, don't think i'll be off to footie tonight. Got my shorts and red32 era home shirt on ready to leave then at the front door (and for the first time in my life) I sharted. That was a really grim half an hour You took a chance and it backfired. These things happen! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, Xela said: You took a chance and it backfired. These things happen! Literally! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 21, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 21, 2023 2 hours ago, VILLAMARV said: ah well, don't think i'll be off to footie tonight. Got my shorts and red32 era home shirt on ready to leave then at the front door (and for the first time in my life) I sharted. That was a really grim half an hour You forgot to add "Ask @Xela" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 If I;'m honest I've lost my trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 21, 2023 Moderator Share Posted June 21, 2023 Just now, Davkaus said: If I;'m honest I've lost my trousers Hi Donald 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 My next door neighbour knocked my door this morning to apologise incase a disruption woke us up last night. Her Aunty was stopping over and had some sort of panic attack at 02:00 (she’s fine now happily) That’s very nice and thoughtful of my neighbour of course, but because I’m going into work a little late today, and my girlfriend is off today, we’ve had a bit of a lie in. So my neighbour has woke us up this morning to apologise for something that didn’t wake us up last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2023 18 minutes ago, av1 said: My next door neighbour knocked my door this morning to apologise incase a disruption woke us up last night. Her Aunty was stopping over and had some sort of panic attack at 02:00 (she’s fine now happily) That’s very nice and thoughtful of my neighbour of course, but because I’m going into work a little late today, and my girlfriend is off today, we’ve had a bit of a lie in. So my neighbour has woke us up this morning to apologise for something that didn’t wake us up last night Has she got any pets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 38 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Has she got any pets? A cat I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2023 Just now, av1 said: A cat I believe. You know what you have to do mate, not pleasant, harsh, but fair. Should be a little easier with your military background 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 I really think that the couple I bought my house from must have been a right grumpy pair of words removed, either that or I look like a grumpy word removed. My neighbour comes round regularly to apologise if her kids are being a bit loud whilst playing in the garden, and I’m like ‘love, it’s kids, it’s fine’ I’ve really never been put out by them. The previous lot must have been constantly complaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 22, 2023 Moderator Share Posted June 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, av1 said: I really think that the couple I bought my house from must have been a right grumpy pair of words removed, either that or I look like a grumpy word removed. My neighbour comes round regularly to apologise if her kids are being a bit loud whilst playing in the garden, and I’m like ‘love, it’s kids, it’s fine’ I’ve really never been put out by them. The previous lot must have been constantly complaining. Or maybe they moved because they were absolutely fed up with the woman next door coming round apologising all the time 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Hang on... Just hang on a minute Mr. It's BRASS... TACKS...?! Not, Brass Tax?!?! Hold on just a **** minute ok? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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